New chants... (including that Victor Camrasa chant you've been dying to hear)

[Bobby Dandruff]

It was, and it too was rubbish.

It was brilliant.

My boys still sing the words ‘Michael Chopra’ whenever the song comes on the radio. And they are in their twenties.

A great chant that one.

[Harry Monk]

It was brilliant.

My boys still sing the words ‘Michael Chopra’ whenever the song comes on the radio. And they are in their twenties.

A great chant that one.

I do it, and I'm nearly 60.