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At work, I remember one unfortunate guy that had a load of cock books fall on top him, when a suspended ceiling tile(s) gave way whilst seated in the w/c toilet cubicle.
I despair at this forum sometimes. Before clicking on this thread I knew it would be littered with smutty sexist references.
It's 2017, lads. We must move on from how things used to be in the pre political correctness past.
I do declare that only a contribution from Sludge himself would succeed in lowering the tone of this discussion.
Speaking of whom, I saw him in the company of his new significant other a few days back, and she appeared to be a cut above the usual scrubbers he knocks about with. I must say she had a tidy arse on her.
At least cok mags were quiet.
Those vhs tapes, jeez, it was so risky having a tug when everyone was in bed. The remote on the lead, the loud stop start function.
I had to practice the "emergency stop " procedure in case you get caught.
Hear movement upstairs, pyjamas up while dashing along the floor, press stop,
put remote back on top of video player, sit back down on sofa and pretend that you fell asleep with Tele on.
Got my emergency stop down to 3.5 seconds in my youth.
I nicked a forum magazine back in the day . Smuggled it up to my bedroom and got the wank hank ready , to my disgust there were no pictures, it was all stories . I had to make do with a health and efficiency, I found up the Wenallt years earlier.
I recently found an old batch, and have no idea where they came from. It included a wife with the unlikely name of "Elvina". Very nice, but the magazine seems to be from the early 80s. If I am correct, it would result in her being nearly 70 - assuming she is still with us.
Either way, here's to "Elvina".