Oh my God. What are you telling me Organ? He's not one of those dangerous lads from Hereford who trains in the Brecon Beacons is he? If you annoy them they turn up at your house at 2 in the morning, kick your door in and slot you. I've completely misjudged Trueblue. From his posts I thought I was dealing with someone like Plug from the Beano - perhaps with the addition of bottle bottom glasses and a nervous tick caused by ceaseless and incurable self-abuse.