Women are childish

[Barry Shitpeas]

And they never put the bloody lids back on things properly either. Either put it back on tidy or don't bother. I've got cauliflower toes from all the jars that have landed on my feet. Bloody women! (Present company excepted).

[Pearcey3]

And they never put the bloody lids back on things properly either. Either put it back on tidy or don't bother. I've got cauliflower toes from all the jars that have landed on my feet. Bloody women! (Present company excepted).

And they always move my personal possessions without telling me so that I can never find them. Bloody Women! (Present company not excepted)

[Sgt. Pepper]

And they just roll over, fart and go to sleep after they have given you one.
(company expected presently )