HO HO HO. MAAAAARY XMAS

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I hate Christmas , it's a pain in the arse

Different if you have kids

I will be staying in watching DVDs

[Organ Morgan.]

I hate Christmas , it's a pain in the arse

Different if you have kids

I will be staying in watching DVDs

The more you stay indoors the less opportunities there are for festive frolics. A self-imposed fondle-free Yuletide is perhaps wise though as magistrates will take a dim view of further indiscretions.

[NYCBlue]

The more you stay indoors the less opportunities there are for festive frolics. A self-imposed fondle-free Yuletide is perhaps wise though as magistrates will take a dim view of further indiscretions.

I used to love pre-christmas in town. Banged a girl that worked in a shoe-shop in the toilets at the Philly once.

Good times.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I used to love pre-christmas in town. Banged a girl that worked in a shoe-shop in the toilets at the Philly once.

Good times.

There's a shoe shop in the toilets?

[NYCBlue]

The shoe shop was in an arcade (not Buzz & C0) Had a little chat with her in the morning as I was shopping and asked to meet me for "a drink" after work. She had a boyfriend too. Naughty girl.