Iphone x

[Dr Lecter]

Convincing easily led people that they’ll be missing out if they don’t get one seems to be the main marketing strategy.

My favourite bit is when they show people queuing up to buy one - the queue usually consists of fat dorks, Asian kids (glasses optional) and numerous other saddos who think that having the latest phone will make their lives better (like jursset).

Then six months later Apple bring out a new model with a marginally bigger screen and three shit features that nobody ever uses (apart from the first day when they try it out)

[Maccy Blue]

Convincing easily led people that they’ll be missing out if they don’t get one seems to be the main marketing strategy.

My favourite bit is when they show people queuing up to buy one - the queue usually consists of fat dorks, Asian kids (glasses optional) and numerous other saddos who think that having the latest phone will make their lives better (like jursset).

Then six months later Apple bring out a new model with a marginally bigger screen and three shit features that nobody ever uses (apart from the first day when they try it out)

That made me laugh. You need to meet all the bell-ends my missus works with as it sums them up perfectly!!