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SLUDGE FACTORY
04-02-15, 10:44
I have bollocks like lemons fair play

JP1970
04-02-15, 10:51
probably haven't been unloaded for a while Mr Sludge

SLUDGE FACTORY
04-02-15, 10:53
probably haven't been unloaded for a while Mr SludgeWas sorting out a porthcawl sex machine but that all went tits up if you pardon the pun

JP1970
04-02-15, 11:00
Get back down Trecco when the holiday season starts, but not in your speedos, saying that, speedos will be fine there in Summer

Otis
04-02-15, 11:03
I have bollocks like lemon drops fair play FYP.

Mick the Miller
04-02-15, 12:26
Unfeasibly.

04-02-15, 18:36
I have bollocks like lemons fair play and of course i am followed by every f****** whore

lincoln blue
04-02-15, 19:15
I have bollocks like lemons fair play Waxed?

SLUDGE FACTORY
04-02-15, 19:19
I have bollocks like lemons fair play
They drag behind me sore Who say what have we got in front of us pair of bleeding balls

DORSETBLUE
04-02-15, 19:21
I have bollocks like lemons fair play
Waxed?Sherbet

SLUDGE FACTORY
04-02-15, 19:26
I have bollocks like lemons fair play
Waxed?
SherbetYou join moggis on the hit list

purple haze2
04-02-15, 19:29
Unfeasibly.Watch it Buster http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

insider
04-02-15, 19:39
I have bollocks like lemons fair play You always used to detest Smut but these days it`s your main topic of conversation!

bluebirds over.......
04-02-15, 19:41
The perfect song for you Sludge, a aptly named song sung by the legendary Bon Scott http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg

blueblade
04-02-15, 20:35
Mine are miniscule but I do get sympathy shags out if it.

Penybont Blue
04-02-15, 20:59
Not as big as this blokes 14 seconds in

http://youtu.be/gFdGKeQph-Q

As Big as Zeppelins

ian gibson
04-02-15, 21:22
I've got three weeping boils on the shaft of my penis, an anal fistula, double incontinence and septic piles. I haven't been able to get them treated because I've got a lady doctor, and I don't want her to get all turned on when she's examining me. I'm not a piece of meat.

saganspirit
05-02-15, 08:30
I've got three weeping boils on the shaft of my penis, an anal fistula, double incontinence and septic piles. I haven't been able to get them treated because I've got a lady doctor, and I don't want her to get all turned on when she's examining me. I'm not a piece of meat. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

Gary Stevens' right foot
05-02-15, 13:04
I have bollocks like lemons fair play Ideal for when you have a large G&T with your lady loves...

SLUDGE FACTORY
05-02-15, 13:47
I have bollocks like lemons fair play
Sliced?Whatever happened to that advert ?

The Penguin
05-02-15, 14:54
mine are embarrassingly small. if i could have botox i would.

Gary Stevens' right foot
05-02-15, 15:14
I have bollocks like lemons fair play
Sliced?
Ideal for when you have a large G&T with your lady loves...And what did you do with your skis and black polo neck when you retired?

Dai Lemma
13-04-15, 01:06
The siZe of tennis balls