Best food to get food poisoning from?

[Cathaze Blue]

Something nice and easy, that would flush out your rectum within 24 hours like a sort of free colonoscopy

[Vimana.]

Sun dried lobster, in the shell. Make sure you drink the juice too. mmmm mmmmm http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/tong.gif

[Fatty Føggøn]

Deffo whelks. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

I once chewed a whelk for over an hour, had to spit it out and there wasn't a tooth mark on it. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/getmycoat.gif

[Ras Malai]

You might think it's old fashioned but I still think you cant go wrong with a bit of raw chicken.....for intensity and longevity its up there with the best.....

[stfagansblue]

Underdone prawns NQAT