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Observer
21-06-15, 09:58
Mine was a plain nan.
21-06-15, 10:00
Mine is dead.
Taunton Blue Genie
21-06-15, 10:02
Mine used to keep exotic birds. Gran Canaria.
insider
21-06-15, 10:27
Brown Bread.
DORSETBLUE
21-06-15, 10:30
Dear old Granny Smith, I was an apple in her eye.
Des Parrot
21-06-15, 10:31
She was known by the kids as "stew nan", 'nuf said
length
21-06-15, 10:35
Brown Bread.Granary Bread.
Taunton Blue Genie
21-06-15, 10:42
Brown Bread.
Granary Bread.Mine was toasted.
Mrs Steve R
21-06-15, 10:46
My nan would not lettuce forget her, she came back and cooked for me after she died, spooky, it really gave me the crepes.
Observer
21-06-15, 10:48
Mine used to keep exotic birds. Gran Canaria.Is that legal? Or did they have a Ban Nana campaign?
Vimana.
21-06-15, 11:03
Delicious. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/kebab.gif
Banc Blue
21-06-15, 11:14
Nuts, she had Alzheimer's.
insider
21-06-15, 11:22
Brown Bread.
Granary Bread.
Mine was toasted.Thick Cut .... No wait that`s a different joke...
WrongEyedJesus
21-06-15, 11:33
Past "Use by" date.
Mick the Miller
21-06-15, 11:48
Cawl and a deft hand at buttering a loaf of bread whilst holding the loaf between her arm and armpit, then slicing it.
Taunton Blue Genie
21-06-15, 12:37
Cawl and a deft hand at buttering a loaf of bread whilst holding the loaf between her arm and armpit, then slicing it.Her arm or her armpit?
BlueWales
21-06-15, 19:50
Nanny ? Goat.
Tandy
21-06-15, 20:37
Nuts.
we bleed blue
21-06-15, 21:58
Gravy
light up the darkness
22-06-15, 06:04
She wasn't phased by anyone or anything

Nan but the brave




just in case you missed the reference

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059518/
light up the darkness
22-06-15, 06:06
I know it's not food related and I dislike explaining attempted witticisms

thank you