The Bible

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

I once coveted an oxen. I find it highly unfair that I should burn in hell for eternity for that. Wasn't even that nice an oxen.

[Pearcey]

Is there anything in the bible about fighting birds?

[jeepster]

I once coveted an oxen. I find it highly unfair that I should burn in hell for eternity for that. Wasn't even that nice an oxen. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

[Kiffa]

I once coveted an oxen. I find it highly unfair that I should burn in hell for eternity for that. Wasn't even that nice an oxen.oxen-roast?

[TH63]

Don't worry Colonel, a quick trip to the confessional, repent your covetousness for the aforementioned ox, or roasted hog, a few hail Mary's and you should be ok.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Guys, the bants is all well and good but I don't think you're grasping the situation.

Burning.

In Hell.

For All Eternity.

The Ox was alright, nobody even got harmed.

I also killed a bunch of people but I've heard I can just be forgiven for that on my deathbed. The Ox thing has got me worried though.

[Vimana.]

Yes. God will smite you down.
That is how religion works. Still works great in 2015.
Next person will be sore afraid. Coolio.
God is great (but scary) and stuff.


I was coveting my neighbours Ass earlier though. Damn. That's me smote down and all.
She does have an absolute peach fair play.
Oh my God, hear me for I am coming.

[Bluebirdman Of Alcathays]

See, this is Hell's problem - send the generally alright neighbour's ox coveters and such like down there and they'll gentrify the place. It'll be all antique shops and harmonious public spaces by now. The whole system has been poorly planned.

[binman]

You'll never see Graceland

[Mrs Steve R]

We will be extinct in 100 years anyway so we can all party in hell together http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/malky.gif
http://phys.org/news/2010-06-humans-extinct-years-eminent-sc ientist.html (http://phys.org/news/2010-06-humans-extinct-years-eminent-scientist.html)

[Cardiff Irish]

We will be extinct in 100 years anyway so we can all party in hell together http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/malky.gif Speak for yourself. us Catholics are on our way upstairs unlike you Godless heathens http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/Dsmile.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/Dsmile.gif

[Packerman]

We will be extinct in 100 years anyway so we can all party in hell together http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/malky.gif you don't half read some shit which is your prerogative and fully supported by myself http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Mrs Steve R]

We will be extinct in 100 years anyway so we can all party in hell together http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/malky.gif
http://phys.org/news/2010-06-humans-extinct-years-eminent-sc ientist.html (http://phys.org/news/2010-06-humans-extinct-years-eminent-scientist.html)I don't think I deserve to go to hell tbh, can you get me a plus 1?

[Mrs Steve R]

We will be extinct in 100 years anyway so we can all party in hell together http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/malky.gif
http://phys.org/news/2010-06-humans-extinct-years-eminent-sc ientist.html (http://phys.org/news/2010-06-humans-extinct-years-eminent-scientist.html) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3131160/Will- child-witness-end-humanity-Mankind-extinct-100-years-climate -change-warns-expert.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3131160/Will-child-witness-end-humanity-Mankind-extinct-100-years-climate-change-warns-expert.html)

[Tandy]

Who sit in tombs, and spend the night in secret places; who eat pig's flesh, and broth of tainted meat is in their vessels.

[Baloo]

You're just a shit Aristotle.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

'an oxen'?
Oxen is plural.

[nugent]

dinosaurs

[bobh]

We will be extinct in 100 years anyway so we can all party in hell together http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/malky.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Mrs Steve R]

dinosaursWhat about them? http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sherlock.gif

[BLUETIT]

dinosaurs
What about them? http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sherlock.gif They're saws for cutting dino's. (whatever they are) http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[nugent]

dinosaurs
What about them? http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sherlock.gif why no mention of them in the bibble?

[BLUETIT]

dinosaurs
What about them? http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sherlock.gif
why no mention of them in the bibble?There is, it states clearly "Thelordsawus" http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[nugent]

dinosaurs
What about them? http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sherlock.gif
why no mention of them in the bibble?
There is, it states clearly "Thelordsawus" http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif dew dew http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Elysium]

I once coveted an oxen. I find it highly unfair that I should burn in hell for eternity for that. Wasn't even that nice an oxen.Coveted it, then ate the lot of it in one sitting, no doubt.

[Charlie]

dinosaursBut Jesus was unafraid. And he took the splinter from the brontosaurus paw, and the brontosaurus became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch, O so many years, attracting fat American families with their fat ****in' dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster. And O the Scots did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

[Vimana.]

dinosaurs
What about them? http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sherlock.gif
why no mention of them in the bibble?
There is, it states clearly "Thelordsawus" http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif
fack sake mun, whos lent BLUETIT the same joke book steve r got?Always glad to help http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/tong.gif