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SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-15, 00:57
24 years ago my pet rabbit Ozzy Osbourne couldn't stop eating

So me and my dad built him a bigger hutch to live in which we nicknamed starsky villa

It was his first step on the property ladder , not like those feckless council house scum or housing association ****s !

But he died a year later so we threw him in next doors skip ....they were having a new bathroom

I thought it important to share this with you


Long live Ozzy


Long live socialism

Put you boot up a Tory ass, say boots up Tory ass

SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-15, 01:09
God bless my rabbit

God bless America

Thanks for listening

Mrs Steve R
12-07-15, 01:12
God bless my rabbit Nobody is. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

Mick the Miller
12-07-15, 05:12
24 years ago my pet rabbit Ozzy Osbourne couldn't stop eating http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

Gwynedd Blue
12-07-15, 08:05
24 years ago my pet rabbit Ozzy Osbourne couldn't stop eating Hey - just read a bit of the original Croesy thread. Yours makes sense now... http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

Jimmy the Jock
12-07-15, 09:24
24 years ago my pet rabbit Ozzy Osbourne couldn't stop eating A cheerful post at last.

Feedback
12-07-15, 09:26
Did ozzy die on a Saturday. That really would have been a black sabbath

severncity
12-07-15, 10:21
I had a rabbit called Starsky too, but he died in 1979. Froze to death, and I had the day off school to cry.

Observer
12-07-15, 10:29
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SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-15, 10:46
I had a rabbit called Starsky too, but he died in 1979. Froze to death, and I had the day off school to cry.We called him Norman and told him to get on his bike and look for work , the feckless layabout

Vimana.
12-07-15, 10:52
I would often see Norman cycling about the vale - looking for work.
There goes Norman the Cycling Rabbit, I would exclaim.
One Friday I was pulling alongside Norman to ask how things were going , when .. there was a thud.

I'm sorry Sludge... http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sad.gif

I feel better now it is out though and that's the main thing.

If its any consolation he did finally find work. As a Pie.
And very good he was too.

RIPie Norman.

Lez-Bian
12-07-15, 10:53
Did you go through the right channels for the extension , Building regs, Building control and site visits by Building inspectors or was it all done illegally like a lorry load of Bangladeshie Tulips from Holland http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-15, 11:12
I would often see Norman cycling about the vale - looking for work.We have another one now , Iain Duncan smith , he's an utter ****though

SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-15, 11:15
Did you go through the right channels for the extension , Building regs, Building control and site visits by Building inspectors or was it all done illegally like a lorry load of Bangladeshie Tulips from Holland http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif Like all good conservatives cheap labour was used and all corners cut

Heathccfc
12-07-15, 11:19
Did you go through the right channels for the extension , Building regs, Building control and site visits by Building inspectors or was it all done illegally like a lorry load of Bangladeshie Tulips from Holland http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif
Like all good conservatives cheap labour was used and all corners cut Cash In hand Job http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-15, 11:26
Did you go through the right channels for the extension , Building regs, Building control and site visits by Building inspectors or was it all done illegally like a lorry load of Bangladeshie Tulips from Holland http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif
Like all good conservatives cheap labour was used and all corners cut
Cash In hand Job http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif Croesy only does hand jobs

Vimana.
12-07-15, 12:37
I would often see Norman cycling about the vale - looking for work.
There goes Norman the Cycling Rabbit, I would exclaim.If I see Ian Duncan Smith out on his bike while I am driving I will be doubly mindful to do the right thing... http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

jeepster
12-07-15, 13:28
I would often see Norman cycling about the vale - looking for work.
There goes Norman the Cycling Rabbit, I would exclaim.
One Friday I was pulling alongside Norman to ask how things were going , when .. there was a thud.Smash him to a hares breath of his life. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

Vimana.
12-07-15, 13:32
I would often see Norman cycling about the vale - looking for work.
There goes Norman the Cycling Rabbit, I would exclaim.
One Friday I was pulling alongside Norman to ask how things were going , when .. there was a thud.
I'm sorry Sludge... http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sad.gif Not sure if this is 'one for the list' or a clever pun ! But I like it http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

jeepster
12-07-15, 13:34
I would often see Norman cycling about the vale - looking for work.
There goes Norman the Cycling Rabbit, I would exclaim.
One Friday I was pulling alongside Norman to ask how things were going , when .. there was a thud.
I'm sorry Sludge... http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/sad.gif
I feel better now it is out though and that's the main thing.I thank u for that.if i had a gun i would blow the ****s head off http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

Gwynedd Blue
12-07-15, 17:43
Did you go through the right channels for the extension , Building regs, Building control and site visits by Building inspectors or was it all done illegally like a lorry load of Bangladeshie Tulips from Holland http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif Sorry - I find your avatar quite diverting. I simply lose track of....why am I on this thread??? http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/homer.gif