A New Hose

[TH63]

I know many of you will be desperate for an uPdaTe about my garden.

Last year I bought a new hose. It was a weekend that was happy and tough in equal measures.

It was one of those new ones that shrivel up into a bucket when empty, but it pissed down for weeks so was hardly used.

We will miss the old hose no end but it is wonderful seeing the new hose expand to its true magnificence when I turn the tap on.

[Jimmy the Jock]

Thats great Tony . Just made my day . Almost wanted to tell you about my tomato tree.

[Kiffa]

I know many of you will be desperate for an uPdaTe about my garden.RIP hose.

[Jimmy the Jock]

Ah, I havent been keeping up with the current Croesy gate...

[BLUETIT]

I know many of you will be desperate for an uPdaTe about my garden.Hose pipe was it, your's or the Mrs. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Mick the Miller]

One of bloody dogs shit on my hose and I picked it up without noticing.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Vile sub human hose

Typical of its ilk

Feckless and lazy , never did a days work in its life


Vermin

[BLUETIT]

One of bloody dogs shit on my hose and I picked it up without noticing.Hose shit was it. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Mick the Miller]

One of bloody dogs shit on my hose and I picked it up without noticing.
Hose shit was it. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif I have bought a home DNA tester to find which of the buggers was responsible. Just can't make meself stick my finger up their arse to gather evidence.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

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