Grimsby Town Scum

[Steve R]

Grimsby Town fan found guilty of assaulting a football steward with an inflatable shark.

Good enough for him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197?SThisFB &fb_ref=Default (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197?SThisFB&fb_ref=Default)

[Fatty Føggøn]

Basking in the publicity, no doubt. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/tong.gif

[saganspirit]

Grimsby Town fan found guilty of assaulting a football steward with an inflatable shark."I'm a bit deflated to be honest" http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Steve R]

Grimsby Town fan found guilty of assaulting a football steward with an inflatable shark.
Good enough for him.I've no sympathy for him if he did it on purpoise.

[Feedback]

He said he was having a whale of a time

[Steve R]

He said he was having a whale of a timeTried blaming the Sole Crew. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/getmycoat.gif

[Mrs Steve R]

He said he was having a whale of a time
Tried blaming the Sole Crew. http://www.ccmb.co.uk/images/smiley_icons/getmycoat.gif Cheeky basstards.

[Steve R]

He's let the club down, he's let himself down but worst of all he's let the shark down.

[saganspirit]

He's let the club down, he's let himself down but worst of all he's let the shark down. Pun's a joke FFS...

[The Bloop]

Bet he was gutted with the outcome. Doubt he realised the scale of his actions at the time

[Steve R]

Bet he was gutted with the outcome. Doubt he realised the scale of his actions at the timeEel be sorry when the new season starts.

[DORSETBLUE]

Fin on the ground with replies to this spread.

[The Bloop]

Fin on the ground with replies to this spread.we got Sammy Ameiobi, they'll end up with his brother Shoala Ameoba

[Shergar]

Remember this little tirade from a Grimsby fan?

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as
to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to
carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any
swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which
comes close to a description of your 'performance' (and I use that
term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have
collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither
I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick
at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat
wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and ****ing furiously
over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to
contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you
complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your
entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little ****flaps sleep
at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of
several thousand others and delivered precisely **** all in return. I
run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my
customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives
and then dismember their children before systematically sending them
back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer
satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell
Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the
human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration,
but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have
brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching
each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to
play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too
harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the
benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have
failed to earn the air you've been breathing by offering any kind of
tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As
such, I feel it's only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his
office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way
flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese
eating friends at Dignitas. Don't bother packing your toothbrush you
won't need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can't afford the expense
(understandable given that he's soon going to have to assemble a new
squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including
my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen
in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I'll drive you there myself,
one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern
businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I
ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination,
guys strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a
fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us
fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate
bástards; leave this club now and don't you ****ing dare look back.
You've consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can
commonly be found within the contents of a sloth's scrótum, so frankly
you can just all **** off don't pass go, don't collect your wages,
don't ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald's drive-thru in
the near future.

Yours sincerely


A very disillusioned Mariner

[Rocco Siffredi]

End of

[the other bob wilson]

End of Or even Fin.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

The accused was rescued from the Jaws of victory.

[ManBearPig]

I think this shows that the CPS have jumped the shark with their football convictions