National Lottery

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Since they changed it to 59 balls I've bought maybe 10 tickets and I don't think I've even got 1 number on any of the tickets.

[ian gibson]

MAKE choosing lottery numbers fun for the whole family. Write the numbers 1-59 on some sweetcorn, eat them with your dinner and see which six comes out of your arses first. Don't forget to underline 6 and 9 and use indelible ink.