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life on mars
02-09-17, 17:05
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/future-of-sex-how-close-are-robotic-love-dolls-w500191
I'm having one if Aldi sell em cheap
J R Hartley
02-09-17, 17:29
I read some sick **** had a doll made of a 9/10 years old girl the other day. Had it shipped over from Hong Kong.
The Bob Banker Spanker
02-09-17, 17:49
I read some sick **** had a doll made of a 9/10 years old girl the other day. Had it shipped over from Hong Kong.
:puke:
J R Hartley
02-09-17, 17:54
:puke:
The rumbled him, found child porn on his computer and all he got was a suspended sentence. Sick.
The leftie, dogooding, everyone has human rights view - rather he shag a doll than a real child.
My view - shagging a child doll is more likely he will go after a real child.
I've bought myself an ISIS doll.
It blows itself up.
Leftie do gooding? I've never read support for it.
splott parker
02-09-17, 18:32
The rumbled him, found child porn on his computer and all he got was a suspended sentence. Sick.
The leftie, dogooding, everyone has human rights view - rather he shag a doll than a real child.
My view - shagging a child doll is more likely he will go after a real child.
Lefty? I imagine this to be up some public school Tory's street. No obvious evidence but I'm a stereotyping bugger.
Ainsley Harriott
02-09-17, 18:37
I've bought myself an ISIS doll.
It blows itself up.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTobSImm9zjZut3Iyu34OX5Lyq6iByLV AdnQWYXfWlaGwB_aZp92A
sneggyblubird
02-09-17, 19:38
Being a true Welshman theres no substitute for my blow up sheep.
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/future-of-sex-how-close-are-robotic-love-dolls-w500191
I'm having one if Aldi sell em cheap
That photographer wants sacking!
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
02-09-17, 22:17
The rumbled him, found child porn on his computer and all he got was a suspended sentence. Sick.
The leftie, dogooding, everyone has human rights view - rather he shag a doll than a real child.
My view - shagging a child doll is more likely he will go after a real child.
WHAT THE FACK A SUSPENDED SENTENCE
awww facking hell that's disgusting
Mrs Steve R
02-09-17, 23:51
"Some customers become so attached to their dolls that they hold wedding ceremonies with them, or wheel them around for constant companionship"
Surely that's a metal illness?
Colonel Cærdiffi
02-09-17, 23:58
"Some customers become so attached to their dolls that they hold wedding ceremonies with them, or wheel them around for constant companionship"
Surely that's a metal illness?
Mine's made mostly of latex.
Mrs Steve R
03-09-17, 00:04
Mine's made mostly of latex.
:hehe: Oops, too late to edit.
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
03-09-17, 00:04
"Some customers become so attached to their dolls that they hold wedding ceremonies with them, or wheel them around for constant companionship"
Surely that's a metal illness?
I'm sure i watched some programme on channel 4 a few years about something like that
this guy would dress it up in different outfits he even named it
and acted like it was his mrs
theres nowt queer as folk lol
mind you he was a strange noncey looking guy
Mrs Steve R
03-09-17, 00:18
I'm sure i watched some programme on channel 4 a few years about something like that
this guy would dress it up in different outfits he even named it
and acted like it was his mrs
theres nowt queer as folk lol
mind you he was a strange noncey looking guy
I was talking about ch4 documentaries in that actors thread the other day, some of them are so weird I struggle to believe they are real.
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
03-09-17, 00:23
I was talking about ch4 documentaries in that actors thread the other day, some of them are so weird I struggle to believe they are real.
yeah i recall that
i think that sometimes Mrs S
because they are so surreal
and they show some very odd people
or is it all made up lol
I've bought myself an ISIS doll.
It blows itself up.
Does it go down on you?
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
03-09-17, 13:14
Does it go down on you?
not if he married it mate lmao
Sgt. Pepper
03-09-17, 15:01
I'm sure i watched some programme on channel 4 a few years about something like that
this guy would dress it up in different outfits he even named it
and acted like it was his mrs
theres nowt queer as folk lol
mind you he was a strange noncey looking guy
Nowt so queer indeed.
But if that is what he is into - who knows with these documentaries - then he's not bothering you though is he? Or anybody else.
And, if the strange fellow thinks it is is his Wife, he is certainly not aligned with anything to do with kids - is he?
So why are you suggesting that he looks "noncey"?
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
03-09-17, 15:57
Nowt so queer indeed.
But if that is what he is into - who knows with these documentaries - then he's not bothering you though is he? Or anybody else.
And, if the strange fellow thinks it is is his Wife, he is certainly not aligned with anything to do with kids - is he?
So why are you suggesting that he looks "noncey"?
noncey ie pervy looking
what would anything I say bother you for you to respond
my god what a tard lol
Least they resemble people I guess. Saw a programme where people love other weird objects like cars or walls. One woman would literally orgasm from touching this one wall.
Mrs Steve R
03-09-17, 16:19
Least they resemble people I guess. Saw a programme where people love other weird objects like cars or walls. One woman would literally orgasm from touching this one wall.
Which wall? :sherlock:
noncey ie pervy looking
what would anything I say bother you for you to respond
my god what a tard lol
It's a fair comment a pervert is not automatically a nonce.
This modern habit of implying anyone who has upset you is a child molester is very disturbing. People call people nonces and kiddy fiddlers and the like and the shit sticks and we end up with people getting attacked and killed because some dull people believe everything they hear.
sometimes we should be careful what we say.
Which wall? :sherlock:
:hehe: Steve not doing the job then
I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS
03-09-17, 16:25
It's a fair comment a pervert is not automatically a nonce.
This modern habit of implying anyone who has upset you is a child molester is very disturbing. People call people nonces and kiddy fiddlers and the like and the shit sticks and we end up with people getting attacked and killed because some dull people believe everything they hear.
sometimes we should be careful what we say.
why should we be careful what we say
say what you like or want
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 16:33
A nonce isn't just a kiddy fiddler it's a sex offender also.
Hence Phil Taylor is a nonce.
A nonce isn't just a kiddy fiddler it's a sex offender also.
Hence Phil Taylor is a nonce.
No, a nonce is, or at least before the internet era, a child molester, who had to be put in special places in gaol because other prisoners would hurt them. That was not true of rapists who are also sex offenders.
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 16:44
No, a nonce is, or at least before the internet era, a child molester, who had to be put in special places in gaol because other prisoners would hurt them. That was not true of rapists who are also sex offenders.
Rapists can also be segregated in prison hence they are also nonces.
The slang word nonce is not exclusive to child molestors even though it is mainly used to describe them
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 16:46
Anyway you are getting awfully defensive of a guy who likes to use a sex doll. Anything you want to get off your chest Snaggles?
Organ Morgan.
03-09-17, 17:02
Where's Sludge when you need him?
His insights on this thread would be invaluable (in addition to being crude in the extreme).
I recall the occasion a few years back when he purchased half a dozen "latex lovelies" when the Private sex shop on Mill Lane had a sale on. One of the dolls was especially unprepossessing. It had what one can best be described as a Dick Dastardly-style twisty moustache glued to its chops.
Mind, he wasn't seen in public for at least a fortnight afterwards, and when he did emerge he'd lost at least a stone in weight so we presumed he'd extracted full value from the 15 quid he spent on that job lot.
Mrs Steve R
03-09-17, 17:05
:hehe: Steve not doing the job then
:hehe: Yeah but who wouldn't want them from touching a wall?
Sgt. Pepper
03-09-17, 17:46
noncey ie pervy looking
what would anything I say bother you for you to respond
my god what a tard lol
'LOL' indeed .. ;)
Sgt. Pepper
03-09-17, 17:49
It's a fair comment a pervert is not automatically a nonce.
This modern habit of implying anyone who has upset you is a child molester is very disturbing. People call people nonces and kiddy fiddlers and the like and the shit sticks and we end up with people getting attacked and killed because some dull people believe everything they hear.
sometimes we should be careful what we say.
Exactly.
Though you are wasting your time with this one.
Rapists can also be segregated in prison hence they are also nonces.
The slang word nonce is not exclusive to child molestors even though it is mainly used to describe them
I assume that you are a prison officer, Hartley?
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 19:07
I assume that you are a prison officer, Hartley?
My occupation is none of your business
My occupation is none of your business
I know that and appreciate your desire for anonymity. I was just wondering if you were in the prison service or maybe a probation officer, that's all. No drama.
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 19:12
I know that and appreciate your desire for anonymity. I was just wondering if you were in the prison service or maybe a probation officer, that's all. No drama.
Apology accepted
Can you show me where I apologised to you?
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 19:28
Can you show me where I apologised to you?
No
No
Thank you.
Then why say it?
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 19:33
Thank you.
Then why say it?
I don't answer to you Croesy.
Until such time as you flounce and set up your own forum ala Colonel then you don't get to call the shots.
You certainly have no right trying to glean personal information off me.
I don't answer to you Croesy.
Until such time as you flounce and set up your own forum ala Colonel then you don't get to call the shots.
You certainly have no right trying to glean personal information off me.
I merely asked if you were a prison officer as you have such a wide knowledge of the treatment of "nonces" within the prison service.
Anyone in a job such as this deserves all our respect. Your knowledge is to be admired, Polo.
Best wishes.
And by the way I'll not be flouncing despite your desire for me to do so.
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 19:41
I merely asked if you were a prison officer as you have such a wide knowledge of the treatment of "nonces" within the prison service.
Anyone in a job such as this deserves all our respect. Your knowledge is to be admired, Polo.
Best wishes.
And by the way I'll not be flouncing despite your desire for me to do so.
Get well soonest, Groomer
Get well soonest, Groomer
Groomer?
Can you explain that comment. Please.
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 19:48
Groomer?
Can you explain that comment. Please.
Persistently stalking young men, a lot younger than yourself, on the internet, asking them personal questions under a false name.
Could fall under the grooming umbrella, or maybe just online prowling.
Either way it's unsettling.
Persistently stalking young men, a lot younger than yourself, on the internet, asking them personal questions under a false name.
Could fall under the grooming umbrella, or maybe just online prowling.
Either way it's unsettling.
So you are accusing me of grooming young men?
Interesting. Exactly what young men have I "stalked" and "groomed" and what evidence have you got to back up this accusation.
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 19:55
So you are accusing me of grooming young men?
Interesting. Exactly what young men have I "stalked" and "groomed" and what evidence have you got to back up this accusation.
Save it for the court case Mark
Save it for the court case Mark
So, are you saying you are taking me to court over some message board banter?
I mean, really?
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 20:00
So, are you saying you are taking me to court over some message board banter?
I mean, really?
Stop asking questions. You've been warned.
ccfc_is_my_life
03-09-17, 20:02
Ffs:facepalm::hehe:
Better than Eastenders, innit. Definitely better than the yawnfest that is Greece - Belgium.
Ok, cheers Polo.
You accuse me of grooming young men and intend taking me to court for doing so.
Best leave both this and the Stella there, mate.
J R Hartley
03-09-17, 20:05
Ok, cheers Polo.
You accuse me of grooming young men and intend taking me to court for doing so.
Best leave both this and the Stella there, mate.
I'm not your mate and I haven't touched a drop of alcohol.
I left it there 10 posts ago, you keeping on asking questions.
I suggest you go and spend some quality time with your wife rather than stalking men on the internet.
Bye
I'm not your mate and I haven't touched a drop of alcohol.
I left it there 10 posts ago, you keeping on asking questions.
I suggest you go and spend some quality time with your wife rather than stalking men on the internet.
Bye
Cya Polo, wouldn't wanna be ya.:hehe:
Colonel Cærdiffi
03-09-17, 20:32
I don't answer to you Croesy.
Until such time as you flounce and set up your own forum ala Colonel then you don't get to call the shots.
You certainly have no right trying to glean personal information off me.
It's not flouncing if I'm still here :wales:
Arfur Europe
03-09-17, 22:40
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/future-of-sex-how-close-are-robotic-love-dolls-w500191
I'm having one if Aldi sell em cheap
A word of caution to anyone interested in said article.
I spent a small fortune on one of these and it was absolutely superb for the first week but after a business / golfing trip, I came home early to find it engaged in a threesome with my Smart TV and Henry hoover
:cry:
So you are accusing me of grooming young men?
Interesting. Exactly what young men have I "stalked" and "groomed" and what evidence have you got to back up this accusation.
Me.
Although I was more than willing.
Michael Morris
03-09-17, 22:55
Cya Polo, wouldn't wanna be ya.:hehe:
He's a fly fisherman FFS. Did you never watch TV in the 90's
I'm not your mate and I haven't touched a drop of alcohol.
I left it there 10 posts ago, you keeping on asking questions.
I suggest you go and spend some quality time with your wife rather than stalking men on the internet.
Bye
Your toxicity must consume 80% of the text you write on this forum. You are either a very insecure or unstable individual.
I'm not sure I share your taste in topics to use such trolling methods either. Equally disturbing as the suggestions you are making
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