If you were a celebrity who would you be ? [Archive]

SLUDGE FACTORY

01-10-17, 18:43

I'm Alan partridge

Living in a travel lodge with no mates

adz-a32

01-10-17, 18:46

I would say Drake - top of the game, has a couple of restaurants and a very successful clothing brand

SLUDGE FACTORY

01-10-17, 18:47

I would say Drake - top of the game, has a couple of restaurants and a very successful clothing brand

Who the **** is drake ?

Hilts

01-10-17, 18:48

Who the **** is drake ?

:hehe:

jeepster

01-10-17, 18:49

Who the **** is drake ?

:biggrin::biggrin:

SLUDGE FACTORY

01-10-17, 18:55

:biggrin::biggrin:

Well who the feck is he ?

The only drake I know is that boring hippy singer nick

Maxim

01-10-17, 18:58

Well who the feck is he ?

The only drake I know is that boring hippy singer nick

Charlie Drake ?

Hilts

01-10-17, 18:58

Hes a rapper.

At least I think thats the Drake he means.:shrug:

Glos Blue

01-10-17, 18:58

Who the **** is drake ?

Quack quack!

adz-a32

01-10-17, 19:02

Who the **** is drake ?

If he dies, he's a mother****in' legend and he is the youngest 'person' reppin'

adz-a32

01-10-17, 19:03

Hes a rapper.

At least I think thats the Drake he means.:shrug:

Yep... can't believe ppl don't know who he is :facepalm:

jeepster

01-10-17, 19:03

Charlie Drake ?

:biggrin:

blue matt

01-10-17, 19:20

Who the **** is drake ?

Great with Josh, my oldest used to love watching them on TV, they are all grown up now though

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TH63

01-10-17, 19:22

If he dies, he's a mother****in' legend and he is the youngest 'person' reppin'

Some of the reps that come to see me are fairly young tbf, what does he sell?

The Bob Banker Spanker

01-10-17, 19:46

Danni Minogue and I'd strip off and caress my boobs 24/7

Glos Blue

01-10-17, 19:53

Yep... can't believe ppl don't know who he is :facepalm:

Maybe because we aren't 12 year old girls!

J R Hartley

01-10-17, 20:10

Homer Simpson

J R Hartley

01-10-17, 20:11

Danni Minogue and I'd strip off and caress my boobs 24/7
You could pretend youre scared of the dark and jump into bed with your older sister

Rocco Siffredi

01-10-17, 20:14

This thread is going well

J R Hartley

01-10-17, 20:15

Some of the reps that come to see me are fairly young tbf, what does he sell?
Shit music to wannabees

Mrs Steve R

01-10-17, 20:19

I wouldn't want to be a celebrity.

Dr Lecter

01-10-17, 20:32

I wouldn't want to be a celebrity.

You already are.

Llanedeyrnblue

01-10-17, 20:44

Thread hijacked

Dr Lecter

01-10-17, 20:47

Thread hijacked

We'll get it back on track then.

I'll go for Daley Thompson.

Badly Ironed Shirt

01-10-17, 20:50

We'll get it back on track then.

I'll go for Daley Thompson.

I want to hear more about Danni Minogue and her fear of the dark.

Badly Ironed Shirt

01-10-17, 20:51

We'll get it back on track then.

I'll go for Daley Thompson.

Good call. I'll go for Linford Christie, I wouldn't have to walk quite so far for a piss then.

Mrs Steve R

01-10-17, 21:29

You already are.
:-) Aww, flattery will get you everywhere.

Wales-Bales

01-10-17, 21:30

Charlie Drake ?
Are you saying he's a right Charlie?

Ainsley Harriott

01-10-17, 21:31

Danni Minogue and I'd strip off and caress my boobs 24/7

You could get a job as a topless go-go dancer in a bar full of mirrors...

Former Labour leader

01-10-17, 21:34

Not a celeb but often wondered what it would like to be a trannie.

Ainsley Harriott

01-10-17, 21:50

Not a celeb but often wondered what it would like to be a trannie.

The one who does them shows with Susannah? I reckon she just about counts as a celeb :thumbup: