Biggish shoe

[uncle bob]

I was walking down the high street earlier and a homeless man walks up to me with a trainer in his hand.

"Excuse me mate! Do you want to buy this size 13 Nike trainer?"

I told him to **** off and sell his biggish shoe to someone else.

[bobh]

You need to get out more often.

[dembethewarrior]

You need to get out more often.

One pro of being homeless I suppose.

[Wales-Bales]

I was walking down the high street earlier and a homeless man walks up to me with a trainer in his hand.

"Excuse me mate! Do you want to buy this size 13 Nike trainer?"

I told him to **** off and sell his biggish shoe to someone else.
You're a fool. I bought the other one last week and I would have given it to you for free!

[uncle bob]

The one you bought was only a size 7 Trainer.
I wanted the Bigger shoe