Women and me , the hard truth

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Basically it's all about intelligence

If they are dull, they don't get on the train of love

[Louth]

Basically it's all about intelligence

If they are dull, they don't get on the train of love

I was told you have been talking about women for over 10 years on this mb.

Isn't there a railway station near you?

[Organ Morgan.]

Sludge fancies himself as something of an intellectual and quite sophisticated. Christ knows why as he'll never learn anything from reading The Sun, and for reasons known only to himself he always submits messages here whilst bollock naked other than the bobble hat he wears.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Basically it's all about intelligence

If they are dull, they don't get on the train of love

Make sure you pull out on time.

[insider]

I can see this thread has hit the buffers.

[noodles]

Gone off the rails somewhere along the line lol

[Mr Soul '68]

How's the dogging going Sludgey? I would have thought with all this good weather we have had over the last couple of months you'd have been out shagging every evening! Once they hear the death metal coming out loud n' clear from the cassette in your 1980s Trabant, they have been more than willing for you to bend them over the bonnet and give 'em a quick one!

[AfricanBluebird]

Basically it's all about intelligence

If they are dull, they don't get on the train of love

And the non-dull ones get on the Ghost Train ride instead - three and a half minutes of a terrifying ride, leaving them pale and sick and disappointed at the end and asking for their 3.50 back

not fun and not fair

[William Treseder]

Think we should all give Sludge some credit. I’d imagine it’s not that easy to hide in a tree, hold a pair of binoculars, and masterbate all at the same time.