More Fake News

[Wales-Bales]

:biggrin:

[Wales-Bales]

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[The Bloop]

Even without the chaps in the background it looks like he's faking it.

[Mrs Steve R]

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Why? :shrug::hehe:

[Wales-Bales]

Why? :shrug::hehe:
Maybe he's trying to get a job with CNN :biggrin:

[severncity]

He doesn’t report the news........he IS the news.