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chris lee
26-09-19, 14:18
I know players get tested for drugs with cocaine being a major issue in the professional game, but I gather the main purpose is to stop the use of performance enhancing drugs (steroids)

Anyway while my skill level will never surpass sunday league standards, a thought did strike me. I personally enjoy a little smoke before and after a match.

Is cannabis something that is tested for at the top level, and would it result in a ban?

It is definitely performance enhancing in my experience :hehe:

Croesy Blue
26-09-19, 14:20
Not sure what ban/fine they'd get but I'm sure they're not allowed.

NYCBlue
26-09-19, 14:27
Weed is still illegal in the UK. So yes.

Wales-Bales
26-09-19, 15:06
Anyway while my skill level will never surpass sunday league standards, a thought did strike me. I personally enjoy a little smoke before and after a match.
What's wrong with half-time? :sherlock: :biggrin:

Whisperer
26-09-19, 15:23
Weed stays in you body for up to 30 days, Spice is the way forward.

MacAdder
26-09-19, 15:25
What's wrong with half-time? :sherlock: :biggrin:

Too busy munching!

Eric the Half a Bee
26-09-19, 22:01
Not sure it would be the best thing to do during a game.

1927stepsbeyond
27-09-19, 05:03
I too subscribe to the weed before leads idealogy. Really gives you time to pick the pass.

Here's my ganja five a-side

Robert Green (GK)
Michael DOOBerry
Steve Stone-d
Blaise-d Matudi
Spark Overmars

These lot all renown for their zoot before boots mantra. Shame though as they only ever seem to get a draw.

smurfhito
27-09-19, 08:38
Lets try get a full 11

Gangel Di Maria
Joint Erry

Rjk
27-09-19, 08:58
Marijuana Fellani?

The Bob Banker Spanker
27-09-19, 09:00
John Stoned
Edwin Ganja Sar

smurfhito
27-09-19, 09:02
Nigel de Bong

olderblue
27-09-19, 09:06
I know players get tested for drugs with cocaine being a major issue in the professional game, but I gather the main purpose is to stop the use of performance enhancing drugs (steroids)

Anyway while my skill level will never surpass sunday league standards, a thought did strike me. I personally enjoy a little smoke before and after a match.

Is cannabis something that is tested for at the top level, and would it result in a ban?

It is definitely performance enhancing in my experience :hehe:


I can remember one or two in the past who always played for a draw:-)

The Bloop
27-09-19, 09:07
Bobby Decordova-Weed

splott parker
27-09-19, 09:13
Splott Albion were known as Spliff Albion due to dubious pre match rituals 😜

MacAdder
27-09-19, 09:15
Paddy Roach

Wales-Bales
27-09-19, 09:16
Hashley Williams

Wales-Bales
27-09-19, 09:23
Ethan Hempadu

Bald Barry Bastad
27-09-19, 10:08
Cannabis Messi

The Bob Banker Spanker
27-09-19, 10:20
Cricket player
Joe Zoot

Wales-Bales
27-09-19, 11:01
This team needs some goals!

Uwe Rizla
Dank Lampard

Daniel "sweet" Janes on the wing

light up the darkness
27-09-19, 11:08
Omar Bogart

The Bloop
27-09-19, 11:08
Paul Potba to take the pelanties and Rob Green to play between the spliffs.

Wales-Bales
27-09-19, 11:11
Sol Bamba!
Gareth Bale!!

https://theweedblog.com/culture/marijuana-slang-terms

William Treseder
27-09-19, 11:23
Paul Potba to take the pelanties and Rob Green to play between the spliffs.
They could play at Fleetwoods HIGHbury Stadium.

The Bob Banker Spanker
27-09-19, 11:26
They could play at Fleetwoods HIGHbury Stadium.

Huge rivalry with Forest Green

life on mars
27-09-19, 11:27
What's wrong with half-time? :sherlock: :biggrin:

I find it helps at half time in managing the stress levels brought upon by my membership and contribution to CCMB.

William Treseder
27-09-19, 11:29
Lets try get a full 11

Gangel Di Maria
Joint Erry

Lewis Skunk

cyril evans awaydays
27-09-19, 12:21
Herb Chapman should be manager

life on mars
27-09-19, 13:13
Peter Couchlock

MacAdder
27-09-19, 13:14
Herb Chapman should be manager

Assisted by ex-Brighton manager Jimmy 'sensi' Melia

dembethewarrior
27-09-19, 13:31
Cannabis Messi
?

Rjk
27-09-19, 13:40
?

:hehe:

Wales-Bales
27-09-19, 14:19
?
He meant Cannibal.

dembethewarrior
27-09-19, 14:57
He meant Cannibal.

That I got. Sounds **** all like Lionel..

cyril evans awaydays
27-09-19, 15:21
That I got. Sounds **** all like Lionel..

His first thought of Charlie Maradona at least had context!

Bald Barry Bastad
27-09-19, 15:40
😁

kendoddsdadsdogsdead
27-09-19, 15:44
They can smoke weed..but would be punished for doing so.

Wales-Bales
27-09-19, 16:13
That I got. Sounds **** all like Lionel..
Cannibal Messi eats opposition defenders for breakfast, hence the nickname.

dembethewarrior
28-09-19, 11:22
Cannibal Messi eats opposition defenders for breakfast, hence the nickname.

Awful.