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SLUDGE FACTORY
03-03-20, 15:51
Big cardiff city badge next to her unison union pin

I naturally had to compliment her on her wise choice and I knew my mother was in safe hands
Organ Morgan.
03-03-20, 16:10
Did you ask the nurse to flash the gash?
SLUDGE FACTORY
03-03-20, 16:24
Did you ask the nurse to flash the gash?

Do you remember Hattie jacques ?
Eric the Half a Bee
03-03-20, 16:32
Do you remember Hattie jacques ?
Didn't think you were fussy.
Tuerto
03-03-20, 16:36
Didn't think you were fussy.

He's not, have you seen his scrapbook of Bella Emberg photos?
Eric the Half a Bee
03-03-20, 16:43
He's not, have you seen his scrapbook of Bella Emberg photos?

Mercifully, no. Perhaps that's stored in a different part of his wankden from the Susan Boyle doctored stuff.
SLUDGE FACTORY
03-03-20, 16:44
He's not, have you seen his scrapbook of Bella Emberg photos?

Bella , lovely bella

Remember her dressed as wonder woman?

It's hard to get that image out of my mind
SLUDGE FACTORY
03-03-20, 16:45
Mercifully, no. Perhaps that's stored in a different part of his wankden from the Susan Boyle doctored stuff.

Susan Boyle was never really my type
Eric the Half a Bee
03-03-20, 16:48
Susan Boyle was never really my type

Musically or in other ways?
SLUDGE FACTORY
03-03-20, 16:51
Musically or in other ways?

She lacked the downtuned riffing sound of sabbath , the source of so much of today's rock and metal

She had her moments though but she simply wasnt heavy enough for me

Unlike Hattie jacques
Eric the Half a Bee
03-03-20, 16:56
She lacked the downtuned riffing sound of sabbath , the source of so much of today's rock and metal

She had her moments though but she simply wasnt heavy enough for me

Unlike Hattie jacques

Thinking of old actors, did you ever listen to Christopher Lee's metal album? Not my scene as you know but wondered if you ever gave it a go.
Tuerto
03-03-20, 16:58
Bella , lovely bella

Remember her dressed as wonder woman?

It's hard to get that image out of my mind

It was Blunder Woman, they say it makes you go blind.
SLUDGE FACTORY
03-03-20, 16:59
Thinking of old actors, did you ever listen to Christopher Lee's metal album? Not my scene as you know but wondered if you ever gave it a go.

No I didn't even know he did one

Is your other half from abercynon ?

Did she used to produce a city fanzine in days gone by ?
Eric the Half a Bee
03-03-20, 17:34
No I didn't even know he did one

Is your other half from abercynon ?

Did she used to produce a city fanzine in days gone by ?

Near enough. She used to help out with one back in the late 90s I think.
SLUDGE FACTORY
03-03-20, 17:35
Near enough. She used to help out with one back in the late 90s I think.

Ynysboeth ?
Eric the Half a Bee
03-03-20, 17:39
Ynysboeth ?

Abercwmboi
SLUDGE FACTORY
03-03-20, 17:45
Abercwmboi

Wrong lady

Give her my regards anyway
Eric the Half a Bee
03-03-20, 18:15
Wrong lady

Give her my regards anyway

She worked on Watch the Bluebirds Fly
Armitage Shanks
03-03-20, 19:05
Was she from Barry
life on mars
03-03-20, 19:09
Did you ask the nurse to flash the gash?

Interesting approach , "hows my mum , oh by the way up the City and could you flash yer gash "
MacAdder
03-03-20, 19:20
It was Blunder Woman, they say it makes you go blind.

It was. Loved Russ Abbott.
Zowhore
03-03-20, 21:29
Wrong lady

Give her my regards anyway
We were so close to absolute CCMB gold here.