View Full Version : I have christened my new mattress, get in there !
SLUDGE FACTORY
22-04-20, 19:07
Didnt take me long
Arrived yesterday, gave it a day to breathe
Went for a lie down
Bang , straight in there , been asleep all afternoon
It's a gift
Didnt take me long
Arrived yesterday, gave it a day to breathe
Went for a lie down
Bang , straight in there , been asleep all afternoon
It's a gift
I was hoping for some smut.
Eric the Half a Bee
22-04-20, 19:50
Bang , straight in there , been asleep all afternoon
No wonder you're still single if you fall asleep straight after getting in there....
Organ Morgan.
22-04-20, 19:58
It won't be long before he lures some strumpet to have a bounce on it.
No wonder you're still single if you fall asleep straight after getting in there....
staying awake sludge is a very important part of satisfying totty! Now i know that isn't very important to you but it's essential for them.
The Hooded Claw
22-04-20, 23:27
I thought you might have let one go in it...
Eric the Half a Bee
22-04-20, 23:29
It won't be long before he lures some strumpet to have a bounce on it.
How long have you known Sludge, yet you make a ridiculous prediction like this? :hehe:
When you got in it today did it remember you?
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