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SLUDGE FACTORY
10-07-20, 21:59
Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home
jon1959
10-07-20, 22:01
I will let someone else FYP.

You're bowling underarm again!
SLUDGE FACTORY
10-07-20, 22:05
I will let someone else FYP.

You're bowling underarm again!

Shes a very successful lady

Management accountant

Earns top whack but very liberal

Drives an audi TT

Likes beef fried rice
Jordi Culé
10-07-20, 22:08
Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Social distancing practiced?
NYCBlue
10-07-20, 22:10
ABC. Always be closing.
Llandaff Blue
10-07-20, 22:11
this is why I clapped for carers the other week, they work they do is fantastic
Eric the Half a Bee
10-07-20, 22:11
Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?
ToTaL ITK
10-07-20, 22:41
There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female
SLUDGE FACTORY
10-07-20, 22:48
Social distancing practiced?

She was in the lounge , I was in the toilet
SLUDGE FACTORY
10-07-20, 22:50
There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female

Fagins , taffs well fc , hong kong takeaway , she took me to heaven and back
SLUDGE FACTORY
10-07-20, 22:52
Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?

My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while
delmbox
10-07-20, 23:12
who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office
Bluebirdman Of Alcathays
11-07-20, 00:23
who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office

:hehe: Did she sit in the passport photo booth to eat it?

Also, was it a first date? Seems a long old day for that - there's a danger they get to know too much too soon. Should just meet for a quick coffee, which in Taff's Well you'd probably get from a cobbler.
goats
11-07-20, 05:22
Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it? :tumbleweed:
bobh
11-07-20, 06:54
Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Then you woke up and realised it was all a dream.
Vindec
11-07-20, 07:43
House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.
SLUDGE FACTORY
11-07-20, 09:34
House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.

She most certainly isnt

She votes liberal

Which to be fair is almost the same these days
NYCBlue
11-07-20, 11:04
My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while

I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.
SLUDGE FACTORY
11-07-20, 12:27
I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.

I have run it dry
Wales-Bales
11-07-20, 12:28
Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it? :tumbleweed:
It's a dump.
NYCBlue
11-07-20, 12:56
I have run it dry

Figuratively and literally.

:hehe:
SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-20, 19:11
Shes phoned again tonight

Wanted me to go up for a coffee


Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer
dembethewarrior
12-07-20, 19:15
I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

Nice fillets today.
life on mars
12-07-20, 19:19
Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Idyllic
life on mars
12-07-20, 19:20
Shes phoned again tonight

Wanted me to go up for a coffee


Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

Normal
life on mars
12-07-20, 19:20
It's a dump.

Its not
SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-20, 19:20
I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

Nice fillets today.

Is it really chicken ?

I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg
SLUDGE FACTORY
12-07-20, 19:21
It's a dump.

Lovely little village

Unless it floods
dembethewarrior
12-07-20, 19:54
Is it really chicken ?

I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg

Probably not, being from KFC but it tastes really nice.
Eric the Half a Bee
12-07-20, 20:49
I have run it dry

Stop tugging it for a couple of days then.
goats
12-07-20, 21:02
Lovely little village

Unless it floods

I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.
waynekerr55
12-07-20, 21:02
Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

Grrrrrr SEX!
The Bloop
12-07-20, 21:03
Figuratively and literally.

:hehe:.
The Bloop
12-07-20, 21:06
Shes phoned again tonight

Wanted me to go up for a coffee


Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

I assume that you know that going for a coffee doesn't mean she wants to go for a coffee ?
I'd double up on the Lynx Africa is I were you.🙂
dembethewarrior
12-07-20, 21:13
I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.
Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.

Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)
WJ99mobile
12-07-20, 21:57
The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.

A lovely village but doesn’t have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais

If she lives there can’t be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution
RichardM
12-07-20, 22:45
Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

You must have been walking very slowly to spend the afternoon walking around the village.
SLUDGE FACTORY
13-07-20, 00:23
Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.

Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)

Management accountant
SLUDGE FACTORY
13-07-20, 00:25
The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.

A lovely village but doesn’t have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais

If she lives there can’t be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution

Shes a liberal capitalist

I have met a few

The chinese we went to was called hong kong , which I thought was original
SLUDGE FACTORY
13-07-20, 00:25
Grrrrrr SEX!

I would like to have it off with her
Taunton Blue Genie
13-07-20, 15:49
You will know immediately if she is a keeper: she will have elephant dung on her boots.
SLUDGE FACTORY
13-07-20, 20:57
Phoned tonight .

I was in the shower .

Naked .
Taunton Blue Genie
13-07-20, 20:59
Phoned tonight .

I was in the shower .

Naked .

Most people are when they shower.
Tuerto
13-07-20, 21:25
Most people are when they shower.

He just likes to let us all know.
splott parker
14-07-20, 06:18
Most people are when they shower.

It pissed down last night, when he says he was naked in the shower...........draw your own conclusions!
dembethewarrior
14-07-20, 06:39
He just likes to let us all know.

Weird isn't it.