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SLUDGE FACTORY
23-11-20, 21:17
One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky

J R Hartley
23-11-20, 21:31
One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky

Woman in work with me had 11 cats and 7 dogs. Lived in a 2 bed terraced house. She smelled like a sewer. Summers in the office were unbearable.

Thankfully she put in for voluntary redundancy when covid struck.

Smelly ****.

valleys caveman
23-11-20, 21:41
You'd be all over her if she rocked up in a 'Master of Reality' t-shirt :hehe:

J R Hartley
23-11-20, 21:45
You'd be all over her if she rocked up in a 'Master of Reality' t-shirt :hehe:

She’s be out the kitchen making a brew and hed put some chilli sauce from his kebab on his nut sack for the alasatians to lick off the rotter.

valleys caveman
23-11-20, 21:46
She’s be out the kitchen making a brew and hed put some chilli sauce from his kebab on his nut sack for the alasatians to lick off the rotter.

:hehe:

SLUDGE FACTORY
23-11-20, 22:48
Woman in work with me had 11 cats and 7 dogs. Lived in a 2 bed terraced house. She smelled like a sewer. Summers in the office were unbearable.

Thankfully she put in for voluntary redundancy when covid struck.

Smelly ****.

Cat people are the worst

SLUDGE FACTORY
23-11-20, 22:49
You'd be all over her if she rocked up in a 'Master of Reality' t-shirt :hehe:

That purple master of reality sabbath wavy t shirt is great

I have about ten of them

Which is a bit odd

SLUDGE FACTORY
23-11-20, 22:51
:hehe:

The truth isn't always funny

Moodybluebird
24-11-20, 10:02
Woman in work with me had 11 cats and 7 dogs. Lived in a 2 bed terraced house. She smelled like a sewer. Summers in the office were unbearable.

Thankfully she put in for voluntary redundancy when covid struck.

Smelly ****.

As a Facilities Manager before retirement I used to deal with the day to day running of a large office block. One of the banes of my life was dealing with reports of fleas in the office. The major cause of the infestation was inevitably caused by cat owners bringing in these pests on their persons. One woman in particular had umpteen cats and we were forever having to spray the carpet in her workspace, much to the annoyance of her colleagues.

lisvaneblue
24-11-20, 10:05
One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky

It's said that there's an odd person in every family. If you can't think of anyone its probably you

SLUDGE FACTORY
24-11-20, 10:25
It's said that there's an odd person in every family. If you can't think of anyone its probably you

In the spring and summer I often flit and flounce around the house in a floral dress like David Bowie did

Some might call that odd , I prefer to call it experimentation

By wearing womens clothes

Feedback
24-11-20, 10:56
One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky
berk.

they're German Shepherd's

Feedback
24-11-20, 10:57
She’s be out the kitchen making a brew and hed put some chilli sauce from his kebab on his nut sack for the alasatians to lick off the rotter.
you are also the master of the Berkeley Hunt

pomeroy
24-11-20, 12:59
One of my mothers carers from social services

Shes got 15 dogs

All pedigree alsatians

People like this are in need of investigation

I find People who ALWAYS have alsatians or poodles strange

But 15 alsatians

Spooky
She certainly needs investigation by HMRC. How the hell can she afford to feed 15 alsatians on a carer’s wages!!

SLUDGE FACTORY
24-11-20, 13:23
She certainly needs investigation by HMRC. How the hell can she afford to feed 15 alsatians on a carer’s wages!!

Shes a farmers wife

Always walking round the house laughing

I think she's on acid