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Majorblue
19-06-23, 18:18
He really looks in a bad way.
Love or loathe him he was an immensely talented footballer but now he looked as if walking a few steps was beyond him.
2b2bdoo
19-06-23, 18:36
I’m surprised he’s still alive, poor guy.
SLUDGE FACTORY
19-06-23, 19:14
Best midfielder of my generation

Daft as a brush though
SOXY BOY
19-06-23, 19:37
A brilliant player who has never really grown up. Still sad though, if he’s in such a poor state.
MacAdder
20-06-23, 02:13
Genius on the pitch, off it so different.
So sad.
J R Hartley
20-06-23, 09:46
The media really did a number on him. Chewed him up and spat him out.
Tuerto
20-06-23, 09:55
I've got to stop agreeing with you, people might talk! A very vulnerable person with obvious mental health problems from an early age.
Joe Gillis
20-06-23, 14:04
The media really did a number on him. Chewed him up and spat him out.
He did most of it to himself
Keyser Soze
20-06-23, 17:06
He really looks in a bad way.
Love or loathe him he was an immensely talented footballer but now he looked as if walking a few steps was beyond him.

Along with Marco Van Basten, my favourite two players growing up in my teenage years. Possibly the last professional player to have a real personality. Funny. Playful. Jack the lad. Just before the boring PR industry and media relations bores got hold of the players.

Such was my love for Gazza that one evening, he caused my Mrs to not speak to me for three days.

One evening, I was on the job and deep inside my 17 year old girlfriend whilst her parents were both snoring next door. Well I had been at it for over an hour (I loved the longies back then!) and was at the vinegar strokes and point of no return when the footie programme was doing a re-run of one of Gazza’s goals.

I pulled out and she said “What are you doing? Why have you stopped?” and I said “Just give me a minute one of Gazza’s goals is on”. She slapped me and said “Get the f off me” and didn’t speak to me until the following Tuesday. Pontyclun girl. Lovely girl but occasionally hot headed.

I wish I could tell Gazza that. I reckon he’s giggle. Top man.
J R Hartley
20-06-23, 20:41
I've got to stop agreeing with you, people might talk! A very vulnerable person with obvious mental health problems from an early age.

:hehe:
J R Hartley
20-06-23, 20:41
He did most of it to himself

Get in the stingies
NYCBlue
22-06-23, 01:01
Along with Marco Van Basten, my favourite two players growing up in my teenage years. Possibly the last professional player to have a real personality. Funny. Playful. Jack the lad. Just before the boring PR industry and media relations bores got hold of the players.

Such was my love for Gazza that one evening, he caused my Mrs to not speak to me for three days.

One evening, I was on the job and deep inside my 17 year old girlfriend whilst her parents were both snoring next door. Well I had been at it for over an hour (I loved the longies back then!) and was at the vinegar strokes and point of no return when the footie programme was doing a re-run of one of Gazza’s goals.

I pulled out and she said “What are you doing? Why have you stopped?” and I said “Just give me a minute one of Gazza’s goals is on”. She slapped me and said “Get the f off me” and didn’t speak to me until the following Tuesday. Pontyclun girl. Lovely girl but occasionally hot headed.

I wish I could tell Gazza that. I reckon he’s giggle. Top man.

I reckon he'd think you were weird as ****. Who the hell pulls out of a bird to watch something on TV? Aliens could be landing and I'd finish what I started.
Rock_Flock_of_Five
22-06-23, 04:24
I reckon he'd think you were weird as ****. Who the hell pulls out of a bird to watch something on TV? Aliens could be landing and I'd finish what I started.

"deep inside"
"at it for over an hour"

I think his little anecdote was more about himself than it was about Paul Gascoigne! :hehe: