Does your love wand decrease in size as you age ?

Mine certainly isn't the fearsome weapon it used to be

Mind you I give it a right leathering when there are no ladies on the scene

Conversely it could just as easily be the size of the Ladies parts that you have been interacting with have widened as they have matured.

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Originally Posted by joecity

Conversely it could just as easily be the size of the Ladies parts that you have been interacting with have widened as they have matured.

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Fair point , that makes me feel more positive

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Fair point , that makes me feel more positive

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It's what I tell my wife when she complains so it deffo works.

Rampant Rabbits stay the same size Sludgybutt

I wouldn't worry as long as the 'expelliamus' spell still works.

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Originally Posted by Minion

Rampant Rabbits stay the same size Sludgybutt

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Fair point , I can sweet talk them then boff em with one of those

Sorted

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Fair point , I can sweet talk them then boff em with one of those

Sorted

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Works for me:hehe:

"Doc- when I was young, my todger was like a rod of iron.
In my middle age, I could bend it if I tried hard enough.
Now, in my old age, I can tie it in knots....
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...Am I getting stronger, Doc?"

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Originally Posted by bobh

"Doc- when I was young, my todger was like a rod of iron.
In my middle age, I could bend it if I tried hard enough.
Now, in my old age, I can tie it in knots....
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...Am I getting stronger, Doc?"

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I can do that Bob

Call me old fashioned but I don't believe one's old boy dimensions is a suitable topic for discussion at this a family orientated forum.

I do declare the OP would immediately diminsish the moral character on entering any Egyptian knocking shop or Townhill crack cocaine den.

Incredibly, he's quite an upstanding figure compared to Mostyn, his brother, who's an inveterate loon. Come rain or shine he's dressed in an ankle length overcoat while whistling tunes from The Phantom of the Opera musical.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Mine certainly isn't the fearsome weapon it used to be

Mind you I give it a right leathering when there are no ladies on the scene

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Have you planed it off too often?

This should cheer us all up this fine morning.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/yo...s-when-you-age

So basically use it while you still can - assuming you get the opportunity of course.

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

Call me old fashioned but I don't believe one's old boy dimensions is a suitable topic for discussion at this a family orientated forum.

I do declare the OP would immediately diminsish the moral character on entering any Egyptian knocking shop or Townhill crack cocaine den.

Incredibly, he's quite an upstanding figure compared to Mostyn, his brother, who's an inveterate loon. Come rain or shine he's dressed in an ankle length overcoat while whistling tunes from The Phantom of the Opera musical.

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Talking of phantom of the opera Micheal Crawford's wife in some mother's do have em was a sort , Michelle dotrice?

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Talking of phantom of the opera Micheal Crawford's wife in some mother's do have em was a sort , Michelle dotrice?

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I'd do her once and see how that goes before promising thrice.

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Have you planed it off too often?

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Use baby oil mate , it literally slips out of your hands

Statins and blood pressure tablets don't help percy to stay proud.

Try "nofap"

that apparently helps to return to its former glory