Did my bit for the community today

Single mum , late forties , classy looking lady , has moved in over the road

Spent about half an hour spraying resolve weed killer on the kerb and pavement outside her house , the place was like a jungle

She came out and made me a cup of tea

I am doing her back garden tomorrow

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Single mum , late forties , classy looking lady , has moved in over the road

Spent about half an hour spraying resolve weed killer on the kerb and pavement outside her house , the place was like a jungle

She came out and made me a cup of tea

I am doing her back garden tomorrow

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She let you sort out her front entrance and she'll let you sort out her back area tomorrow? Sounds classy.....

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

She let you sort out her front entrance and she'll let you sort out her back area tomorrow? Sounds classy.....

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No need to be smutty

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Single mum , late forties , classy looking lady , has moved in over the road

Spent about half an hour spraying resolve weed killer on the kerb and pavement outside her house , the place was like a jungle

She came out and made me a cup of tea

I am doing her back garden tomorrow

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As a gardener, Sludge, do you prefer it in a bed or up against a wall?

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Single mum , late forties , classy looking lady , has moved in over the road

Spent about half an hour spraying resolve weed killer on the kerb and pavement outside her house , the place was like a jungle

She came out and made me a cup of tea

I am doing her back garden tomorrow

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You'll be tending to her lady garden before the month is out, as well as pruning her bush back a bit.

Gardeners are late comers; they like doing it in the fuscias

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Originally Posted by Mr Soul '68

You'll be tending to her lady garden before the month is out, as well as pruning her bush back a bit.

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I am only there for the weed

Shes got loads of it

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I am only there for the weed

Shes got loads of it

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Does it get stuck to the inside of your cheek?

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I am only there for the weed

Shes got loads of it

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The least you can do is get rid of the Morning Glory

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

The least you can do is get rid of the Morning Glory

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Doesn't take him long.

Maybe you can take her to the post office for dinner if it goes well tomorrow

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Originally Posted by delmbox

Maybe you can take her to the post office for dinner if it goes well tomorrow

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I think I scared her off a bit today by taking off my t shirt as I was sweating

But shes only human

I might offer to cook her a curry

Her kids have left home , her name is sarah , she drives a corsa and her bedroom light is often on in the early hours which I know because I have been keeping an eye on her movements

I must add I was sweating because I was applying weed killer around the path on the street , not because I was talking to an attractive divorcee

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I must add I was sweating because I was applying weed killer around the path on the street , not because I was talking to an attractive divorcee

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I hope you have the correct licences to be spraying other people's property.

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Originally Posted by cityhammer

I hope you have the correct licences to be spraying other people's property.

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I am like a tom cat , spraying wherever I roam

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

The least you can do is get rid of the Morning Glory

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..Get out !..I will not have her tunnel bandied about..willy nilly

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I think I scared her off a bit today by taking off my t shirt as I was sweating

But shes only human

I might offer to cook her a curry

Her kids have left home , her name is sarah , she drives a corsa and her bedroom light is often on in the early hours which I know because I have been keeping an eye on her movements

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Any rust on the Corsa?

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Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead

..Get out !..I will not have her tunnel bandied about..willy nilly

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Chris finch , great salesman

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

Any rust on the Corsa?

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If there is I will deal with it