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Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.
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Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid £300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?
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Eric the Half a Bee
Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.
Indeed you can tell Johnny is spolit as some I know would pay Amber well for that .
Unless she shat on his favourite Teddy
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Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid £300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?
Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?
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Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?
I was doing a diploma as a way of getting into uni as a mature student. A guy on the course found out she had done a few pornos (apparently there's a video somewhere of her, a battery operated friend and a bus shelter in Ystrad Mynach.....), so she brought in a photo of her. I didn't see it, not that I wanted to, but apparently she looked as happy as (sorry) a pig in shit.
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Taunton Blue Genie
Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?
Sorry, forgot the :hehe: . Quality reply. Some jokes can be a load of crap.
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Taunton Blue Genie
Was she enthusiastic or did she simply go through the motions?
Did she have the sheets
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Eric the Half a Bee
Would now be a good time for saying I once knew a woman who got paid £300 for a porn photo shoot where she was covering herself in someone else's faeces?
she got paid? I'm missing out
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Eric the Half a Bee
Depends if you like a bronze shower or not.
Pissing in someone's arse.
Crikey.
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life on mars
Johnny reports that Amber Heard defecated in their marital bed , and that's when he knew he had to leave, some may say that would be a sign to stay on ?
He should be interred.