DO NOT DRINK OVER XMAS

A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last nightlbI was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over riders and drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from...

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awful!

Terrible

Well I chuckled.

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I chuckled also .

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Priceless!

Very good. Cut and pasted and claimed as my own

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Originally Posted by StraightOuttaCanton

Very good. Cut and pasted and claimed as my own

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:hehe:

My mate texted it to me.

Is that ok, or are you gonna tell the person who made the joke? Should I get my lawyers ready?

Edit: I think I misunderstood your post. Sorry mate

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Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86

:hehe:

My mate texted it to me.

Is that ok, or are you gonna tell the person who made the joke? Should I get my lawyers ready?

Edit: I think I misunderstood your post. Sorry mate

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No problem. I’ll do anything to try and look funnier than I am

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Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86

A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last nightlbI was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over riders and drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from...

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In very poor taste, in my opinion :facepalm:

What's the world coming too , why can't people be allied to be stupid enough to spend copless amount of dosh on booze , not pay for a taxi , beg a lift ,or use public transport , they shpujd be allowed to
jump in a car injure or put someone life at risk , lose ones licence or even job , just just dont get it, the world is so selfish .

I haven't seen this every year for as long as I remember, have I? :hehe:

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Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86

A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last nightlbI was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over riders and drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from...

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Bit wimpish, you should have taken a bus.