Going to do something and immediately forgetting

Happens a lot. Anyone else?

Like I'll think "I'll phone x about y" get out the shower and stand there for too long thinking about what I planned to do.

Good example, started to write this thread out then gave my old dear a lift into town and only noticed I hadn't posted when I came back on to see if delme still wanted a scrap.

Short term memory loss

I think you probably have about 6 months to live

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Short term memory loss

I think you probably have about 6 months to live

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Good news for ccmb, bad news for my local.

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Happens a lot. Anyone else?

Like I'll think "I'll phone x about y" get out the shower and stand there for too long thinking about what I planned to do.

Good example, started to write this thread out then gave my old dear a lift into town and only noticed I hadn't posted when I came back on to see if delme still wanted a scrap.

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Happens to me quite often. It's just an

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Happens a lot. Anyone else?

Like I'll think "I'll phone x about y" get out the shower and stand there for too long thinking about what I planned to do.

Good example, started to write this thread out then gave my old dear a lift into town and only noticed I hadn't posted when I came back on to see if delme still wanted a scrap.

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Happens to me quite often. It's just an

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Happens to me quite often. It's just an

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😂 Horrible isn't

I was going to post something but forgot what I was going to say.

I'm at that age too😐 A bit worrying really.

What was this thread about?

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I'm at that age too😐 A bit worrying really.

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At that age? At a conservative guess I'd say you've got 15 years on me. Not my time 😂

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At that age? At a conservative guess I'd say you've got 15 years on me. Not my time 😂

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You wrote that as if it’s some badge of honour yet you post on here and get into slanging matches with a bunch of geriatrics. Despite the fact that you perceive everyone as being ancient you’re still the most prolific poster on here.

Get a life... most of the rest of us have seen and done things that you should be playing catch up on. There’s even a side benefit for all other posters

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You wrote that as if it’s some badge of honour yet you post on here and get into slanging matches with a bunch of geriatrics. Despite the fact that you perceive everyone as being ancient you’re still the most prolific poster on here.

Get a life... most of the rest of us have seen and done things that you should be playing catch up on. There’s even a side benefit for all other posters

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You're overthinking it. At a guess the bloke is 50+ whats the harm pointing that out in the context of the post? If I upset you lad, ignore me, stop upsetting yourself further by interacting with me.

Lives in Canada with Jamaican somewhere in the family, rings a bell that one.

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At that age? At a conservative guess I'd say you've got 15 years on me. Not my time 😂

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I qualify for seniors ST next year😁 or😐 depending on how you look at it. I think a misspent youth accounts for quite a number of synapses no longer fully functioning.

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I qualify for seniors ST next year😁 or😐 depending on how you look at it. I think a misspent youth accounts for quite a number of synapses no longer fully functioning.

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25 rather than 15 then 😂

Have I had my dinner?

Was i going up the stairs or down

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You're overthinking it. At a guess the bloke is 50+ whats the harm pointing that out in the context of the post? If I upset you lad, ignore me, stop upsetting yourself further by interacting with me.

Lives in Canada with Jamaican somewhere in the family, rings a bell that one.

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Stop interacting with you... you must be joking 🙃🤣. Apparently you’ve got 50% of people on ignore... I’ll stick around to keep you company lovely boy

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Stop interacting with you... you must be joking 🙃🤣. Apparently you’ve got 50% of people on ignore... I’ll stick around to keep you company lovely boy

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Up to you. You change like the wind, make your mind up, you were skipping my posts last time you lied.

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Up to you. You change like the wind, make your mind up, you were skipping my posts last time you lied.

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Bless you.. you’re so gullible 😘

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Bless you.. you’re so gullible 😘

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*Beep beep* poster reversing

Nice backtrack, liar.

I noticed one of my elderly neighbours the other day. He was continually knocking on his own door, then walking round the back of his house, going in, then opening the front door.
I don’t think he knew what he was letting himself in for!!

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I noticed one of my elderly neighbours the other day. He was continually knocking on his own door, then walking round the back of his house, going in, then opening the front door.
I don’t think he knew what he was letting himself in for!!

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To go back out.

Story doesn't work otherwise mun

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Have I had my dinner?

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Check the front of your shirt for gravy stains or maybe the tea towel is still tucked in your cravat :)

All the time. I'll be in the shower and I can't remember whether or not I've washed my hair?

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All the time. I'll be in the shower and I can't remember whether or not I've washed my hair?

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Just put the plug in the bath then looked around the top of the bath for the plug