Half Time Crap As Well

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16-01-21, 16:24
splott parker

Half Time Crap As Well

Daughter and granddaughter called in, I says wait until half time and I’ll walk you to the car. Just getting to the car and my Granddaughter jumps on my slippers to give me a kiss, she’d stepped in dog shit, top of my slippers and bottom of her daps plastered in poo. Shit first half, shit half time, how much more crap can one man take? :shrug:
17-01-21, 13:50
BLUETIT

Re: Half Time Crap As Well

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Daughter and granddaughter called in, I says wait until half time and I’ll walk you to the car. Just getting to the car and my Granddaughter jumps on my slippers to give me a kiss, she’d stepped in dog shit, top of my slippers and bottom of her daps plastered in poo. Shit first half, shit half time, how much more crap can one man take? :shrug:

Should have kept to "SOCIAL DISTANCING" :hehe::hehe:
17-01-21, 14:39
splott parker

Re: Half Time Crap As Well

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Originally Posted by BLUETIT

Should have kept to "SOCIAL DISTANCING" :hehe::hehe:

Shit happens:furious::hehe:
17-01-21, 14:49
Rock_Flock_of_Five

Re: Half Time Crap As Well

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Daughter and granddaughter called in, I says wait until half time and I’ll walk you to the car. Just getting to the car and my Granddaughter jumps on my slippers to give me a kiss, she’d stepped in dog shit, top of my slippers and bottom of her daps plastered in poo. Shit first half, shit half time, how much more crap can one man take? :shrug:

Made me laugh anyway! :hehe:

Still on topic... how is it, that whenever you step in shit, it always manages to work itself half-way up your lower trouser leg?