If you could make a Chore or hobby, A Professional Sport.

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06-08-21, 19:52
Tuerto

If you could make a Chore or hobby, A Professional Sport.

What would it be? I think that i'd go for Barbecuing, As so many men seem to take it so seriously. They seem to get very possessive over the grill and become experts on how meat should be cooked, even though they probably do **** all in the kitchen. Imagine the commentary :hehe:
06-08-21, 19:54
UNDERHILL1927

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Cleaning the bathroom. I quite enjoy it.
06-08-21, 19:56
ferrari_andretti

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Putting the bins out…
06-08-21, 19:57
fingers

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Cleaning the fish pond filter; got it down to a tee now
06-08-21, 19:58
The Bloop

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Stacking the dishwasher. Anyone can do it. Very few can do it well.
06-08-21, 20:02
dembethewarrior

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

What would it be? I think that i'd go for Barbecuing, As so many men seem to take it so seriously. They seem to get very possessive over the grill and become experts on how meat should be cooked, even though they probably do **** all in the kitchen. Imagine the commentary :hehe:

American BBQ showdown on Netflix was good, and yes people who think they can cook well but in reality can't..

I'd say putting the washing out on the line, how women manage that and don't get creases all up the bedding or have it folded over the line like a blind drunk man did it, I'll never know. Women in my family put the washing out so neat.

Obviously just make that a mens sport, as the women would piss it

I'd get the women to do a heptathlon of DIY events from putting a TV square on a wall to laying slabs out the back.
06-08-21, 20:03
life on mars

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

What would it be? I think that i'd go for Barbecuing, As so many men seem to take it so seriously. They seem to get very possessive over the grill and become experts on how meat should be cooked, even though they probably do **** all in the kitchen. Imagine the commentary :hehe:

Naked barbecuing would be better television .
06-08-21, 20:05
dembethewarrior

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Originally Posted by life on mars

Naked barbecuing would be better television .

You'd have to be wary of cooking your own meat
06-08-21, 20:12
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Killing weeds in the back yard

I have got it nailed

I even did the neighbours the other day
06-08-21, 20:13
Eric the Half a Bee

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I tried playing hockey for a while but I couldn't stick it.
06-08-21, 20:17
SLUDGE FACTORY

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My CD collection , a to z
06-08-21, 20:23
jimmyscoular

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

American BBQ showdown on Netflix was good, and yes people who think they can cook well but in reality can't..

I'd say putting the washing out on the line, how women manage that and don't get creases all up the bedding or have it folded over the line like a blind drunk man did it, I'll never know. Women in my family put the washing out so neat.

Obviously just make that a mens sport, as the women would piss it

I'd get the women to do a heptathlon of DIY events from putting a TV square on a wall to laying slabs out the back.

Are there still clotheslines in Britain? It's all indoor driers here in the U.S.

Some of my happiest childhood memories are rushing out to gather the washing when it started to rain. Total panic. All hands on deck.

Happy days.
06-08-21, 20:26
dembethewarrior

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Originally Posted by jimmyscoular

Are there still clotheslines in Britain? It's all indoor driers here in the U.S.

Some of my happiest childhood memories are rushing out to gather the washing when it started to rain. Total panic. All hands on deck.

Good times.

Can't say how many people use them but yeah all over when I've been about the country working there are lines being used.
Can imagine dryers being used more in the winter :thumbup:

I prefer beating the rain :thumbup:
06-08-21, 20:38
Tuerto

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Killing weeds in the back yard

I have got it nailed

I even did the neighbours the other day

I've no doubt you did the neighbours, but what about their weeds?

I reckon that mum's with kids doing the food shopping should. Be a professional discipline. Some of the skills on display are remarkable. My missus would have three of them, either fighting, throwing fruit, running up the aisles and she would hardly lose focus, sorting the kids without taking her eyes off the shelves and avoiding other shopping trolleys. I was pathetic, I'd feed them sweets and bribe them with toys, sweets and ice cream in order to get the **** out of the place.
06-08-21, 20:46
Jimmy the Jock

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Originally Posted by jimmyscoular

Are there still clotheslines in Britain? It's all indoor driers here in the U.S.

Some of my happiest childhood memories are rushing out to gather the washing when it started to rain. Total panic. All hands on deck.

Happy days.

If you look at Dembethewarrior reply .

Happy days

has changed to "Good times "

weird.................
06-08-21, 20:55
The Bloop

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Originally Posted by jimmyscoular

Are there still clotheslines in Britain? It's all indoor driers here in the U.S.

Some of my happiest childhood memories are rushing out to gather the washing when it started to rain. Total panic. All hands on deck.

Happy days.

1976 must have been really crap. Unbroken sunshine, heatwave, water rationing, stand pipes in the street and hosepipe bans for the rest us, whilst you sat there, bottom lip quivering, praying for rain so you could rush outside and get the clothes off line 🙂
06-08-21, 22:02
jon1959

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Lawn mowing.

Points for speed, accuracy and artistic interpretation!
06-08-21, 22:55
SLUDGE FACTORY

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Masturbation ?

Its a hobby and never a chore
07-08-21, 10:57
Elwood Blues

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Killing weeds in the back yard

I have got it nailed

I even did the neighbours the other day

How did you do the neighbours.

Did you put weedkiller in their food???
07-08-21, 11:01
dembethewarrior

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Originally Posted by Elwood Blues

How did you do the neighbours.

Did you put weedkiller in their food???

No, he went into their garden and killed their weeds.

How would weedkiller in the neighbours food kill the neighbours weeds?
07-08-21, 11:02
NYCBlue

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Are we supposed to be good enough to be able to earn a living at this chore or hobby? Or would we just revel in seeing people better than us do it so well?
07-08-21, 11:48
Elwood Blues

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

I tried playing hockey for a while but I couldn't stick it.

I tried darts but I kept seeing double
07-08-21, 12:51
Elwood Blues

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Masturbation ?

Its a hobby and never a chore

Would there be a team event or a relay??/

I see swimming now has mixed events as well........