I see so many fat women with tattoos in Asda and other shops. I know a lot of them haven’t got the money to buy the kids a bag of chips. Give them child benefit for the third child and it’ll be spent in the tattoo parlour!!
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I see so many fat women with tattoos in Asda and other shops. I know a lot of them haven’t got the money to buy the kids a bag of chips. Give them child benefit for the third child and it’ll be spent in the tattoo parlour!!
The way tattoos go that horrible green blue after a few years , especially on women, is an issue that the next leader of the Welsh government needs to look into
I don't see a realistic excuse for being fat, bar something like medication.
But I see what you are doing here, your first thread bombed so you've added fat people to the mixer.
Vest and t-shirt tax.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
If people want to wear a vest to show off their ink, then let them pay extra to do so.
You've opened a can of worms here. I want a Pyjama tax then, to stop lazy bastards walking around supermarkets in pjs and dressing gowns. It's unhygienic to walk around in public in clothes you slept in.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
An indication of intelligence and discipline.
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Originally Posted by pomeroy
Give them child benefit for the third child and it’ll be spent in the tattoo parlour!
:hehe:
And Greggs
I had no intention of adding you to the mix!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dembe
No need to fat shame me :hide::hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by pomeroy
Well played :thumbup:
Can I add a Crocs tax and a Dry Robe levy to the mix 😆Quote:
Originally Posted by Dembe
I like crocs. But not with socks. Dryrobes are awful.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
A baseball cap tax would be great with a double hit if it's worn backwards! 🧢 🔙
And the trout pouts, false nails/eyelashes parlours.Quote:
Originally Posted by pomeroy
What a strange thread, I've never ever come across this sort of thing while doing my weekly shop at Harrods.
I find their bread has gone downhill and their milk doesnt last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wales-Bales
I’m a sexist , fatphobic biggot ….…
….only joking … or am I ????
You are too politically correct to be either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Wright
Would that be Lester Biggot ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Wright
Leicester PigottQuote:
Originally Posted by Moodybluebird
Does that make them foxy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dembe
Remember Foxy Knoxy?Quote:
Originally Posted by splott parker
Did she do it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dembe
I have absolutely no idea. Just remember people wanting her to get away with it cos she was a bit of a looker.Quote:
Originally Posted by splott parker
Fkg middle aged over sized women walking around in Dry Robes or their equivalent. Wf is that all about. RidiculousQuote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop
Even Goldie Looking Chain is taking the pss.
https://youtu.be/fDgBBWOlFsY?si=d8X8SVCIGTYtQnev
Tax tights! No tax on stockings and suspenders :biggrin: