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I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
Met her at midday
She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me
We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice
Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping
Then we had a chinese
Then I came home
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
I will let someone else FYP.
You're bowling underarm again!
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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jon1959
I will let someone else FYP.
You're bowling underarm again!
Shes a very successful lady
Management accountant
Earns top whack but very liberal
Drives an audi TT
Likes beef fried rice
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Met her at midday
She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me
We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice
Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping
Then we had a chinese
Then I came home
Social distancing practiced?
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
this is why I clapped for carers the other week, they work they do is fantastic
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Met her at midday
She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me
We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice
Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping
Then we had a chinese
Then I came home
Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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Jordi Culé
Social distancing practiced?
She was in the lounge , I was in the toilet
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ToTaL ITK
There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female
Fagins , taffs well fc , hong kong takeaway , she took me to heaven and back
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Eric the Half a Bee
Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?
My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office
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delmbox
who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office
:hehe: Did she sit in the passport photo booth to eat it?
Also, was it a first date? Seems a long old day for that - there's a danger they get to know too much too soon. Should just meet for a quick coffee, which in Taff's Well you'd probably get from a cobbler.
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it? :tumbleweed:
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Met her at midday
She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me
We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice
Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping
Then we had a chinese
Then I came home
Then you woke up and realised it was all a dream.
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.
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Vindec
House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.
She most certainly isnt
She votes liberal
Which to be fair is almost the same these days
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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SLUDGE FACTORY
My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while
I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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NYCBlue
I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.
I have run it dry
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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goats
Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it? :tumbleweed:
It's a dump.
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I have run it dry
Figuratively and literally.
:hehe:
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
Shes phoned again tonight
Wanted me to go up for a coffee
Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.
Nice fillets today.
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Met her at midday
She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me
We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice
Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping
Then we had a chinese
Then I came home
Idyllic
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Shes phoned again tonight
Wanted me to go up for a coffee
Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer
Normal
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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Wales-Bales
It's a dump.
Its not
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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dembethewarrior
I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.
Nice fillets today.
Is it really chicken ?
I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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Originally Posted by
Wales-Bales
It's a dump.
Lovely little village
Unless it floods
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Is it really chicken ?
I had chicken in batter with sweet and sour sauce and it like an egg
Probably not, being from KFC but it tastes really nice.
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I have run it dry
Stop tugging it for a couple of days then.
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Lovely little village
Unless it floods
I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Met her at midday
She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me
We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice
Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping
Then we had a chinese
Then I came home
Grrrrrr SEX!
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Originally Posted by
NYCBlue
Figuratively and literally.
:hehe:
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Shes phoned again tonight
Wanted me to go up for a coffee
Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer
I assume that you know that going for a coffee doesn't mean she wants to go for a coffee ?
I'd double up on the Lynx Africa is I were you.🙂
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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goats
I know a girl who lives by there, late 40’s now mind. Her house flooded recently. If it’s her sludge stay well away she’s completely off her trolley. Used to be a clever good looking lady seemed to lose it in London about 20 years ago and ended up in jail for stalking Simon Jordan. I think she’s a stripper now.
Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.
Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.
A lovely village but doesn’t have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais
If she lives there can’t be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Met her at midday
She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me
We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice
Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping
Then we had a chinese
Then I came home
You must have been walking very slowly to spend the afternoon walking around the village.
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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dembethewarrior
Somehow I don't think she's an account manager or whatever sludge said.
Probably too old to be a stripper as well (you'd hope)
Management accountant
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Re: I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today
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WJ99mobile
The Chinese opposite the rugby club is great value.
A lovely village but doesn’t have the same community spirit as some of the others locally like Tongwynlais
If she lives there can’t be short of a few bob, did you inform her of your views on wealth distribution
Shes a liberal capitalist
I have met a few
The chinese we went to was called hong kong , which I thought was original
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waynekerr55
Grrrrrr SEX!
I would like to have it off with her
