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Joan Sims from the carry on films
She used to give me the horn
Never fancied Barbara Windsor, a right grot bag
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Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?
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Mrs Steve R
I really don't understand men :hehe:
Nor me
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Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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Organ Morgan.
There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
Buy a dog.
Great way to meet and chat up women. Sludge are you listening ?
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
its no coincidence that wherever Sludge is, there is plenty of top end scrunt nearby
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
I dispute that assertion.
Sludge has fought his own battle of the bulge since a teenager when his nickname was Wobbly Chops. His large frame has afforded him some kudos at Weightwatchers and Slimming World classes which are filled with women who have low self-esteem and, more importantly, are vulnerable to overtures from potential courtiers.
The ploy used there is his alleged miracle weight reducing pills acquired from a Dominican Republic witch doctor. Those who fall for that cobblers are whisked to his bedsit in his clapped-out Corsa faster than Starsky and Hutch could get there. The pill, of course, would knock a horse out in two minutes flat.
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
Some people scoff at Lidl shoppers but you get some right frottage in there
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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TISS
its no coincidence that wherever Sludge is, there is plenty of top end scrunt nearby
I would say middle order in the batting line up
Sort of all rounders
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
I dispute that assertion.
Sludge has fought his own battle of the bulge since a teenager when his nickname was Wobbly Chops. His large frame has afforded him some kudos at Weightwatchers and Slimming World classes which are filled with women who have low self-esteem and, more importantly, are vulnerable to overtures from potential courtiers.
The ploy used there is his alleged miracle weight reducing pills acquired from a Dominican Republic witch doctor. Those who fall for that cobblers are whisked to his bedsit in his clapped-out Corsa faster than Starsky and Hutch could get there. The pill, of course, would knock a horse out in two minutes flat.
Have you been reading my diary ?
It's a Vauxhall Astra not a corsa, there is more room in the back for my fishing tackle and sleeping bag
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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BlueWales
Buy a dog.
Great way to meet and chat up women. Sludge are you listening ?
I am in the process of considering getting a dog , is it ok to walk your dog with no clothes on ?
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
I saw you looking at me , I tend to not dress up in public anymore , but was desperate to get my hands some crunches
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
A bit hypocritical Sludge, following your comments about Harvey Weinstein
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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JDerrida
A bit hypocritical Sludge, following your comments about Harvey Weinstein
Well if you can't see I am taking the piss out of myself and I am the exact opposite of that tosser you are either on a troll or thick as feck
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
See you there tomorrow morning around lunchtime, I'll be hanging around by the tins of spaghetti :thumbup:
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Well if you can't see I am taking the piss out of myself and I am the exact opposite of that tosser you are either on a troll or thick as feck
Pull the other one. You'll be telling us you're a tory next you absolute rotter.
ps. Have you checked out B&M? I think you'll find the ladies who shop there more accomodating, and dare I say, even grateful for the attention.
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
I bought a fake black leather reclining chair at b and m Bridgend the other day , imagine lying naked lying back in that whilst some dirty rotter sorts you out , I would be in heaven
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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Wales-Bales
See you there tomorrow morning around lunchtime, I'll be hanging around by the tins of spaghetti :thumbup:
I will be wearing tight pvc shorts and a slayer t shirt , you won't miss me
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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SLUDGE FACTORY
I will be wearing tight pvc shorts and a slayer t shirt , you won't miss me
Ok mate, I'm here already. I'm moving over to the Marmite section as that seems to be where the action is!
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SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)
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Re: SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)
Beach volleyball will never be topped.
How can you beat a sport where there's a maximum size for bikini bottoms?
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Re: SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)
Pole dancing for 10 year olds? :yikes:
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Re: SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)
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Steve R
Pole dancing for 10 year olds? :yikes:
All part of the plan.
See who applies to do the judging then seize their computers.
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Re: SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)
Topless darts from roehampton
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Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show
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Wales-Bales
Ok mate, I'm here already. I'm moving over to the Marmite section as that seems to be where the action is!
Give me five minutes
All the ladies say that to me but I get it all over in a flash