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I was out with a mate today and I said "lovely day, isn't it?" and he said "yeah, absolutely", so then we got an ice-cream and I said "nice ice-cream" and he said "yeah it is," and then we went for a walk in the churchyard and I said "nice little churchyard" and he said "no, it's not". So then we went for a drive and I said "this is a nice car" and he said "yeah it is", then we put on some music and I said "I like this song, do you?" and he said "yeah, I do", then we stopped and had a look around a cathedral and I said "what an amazing building" and he said "no it's not". So then we flew to Rome and I said "this is a nice flight" and he said "yeah it is", then we walked around the city and I said "what amazing history" and he said "yeah, you're right", then we went off to the Vatican and I said "what an incredible place" and he said "no it's not". I said "why do you say that?" and he said "I disagree on religious grounds".
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Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat ‘em all.
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splott parker
Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat ‘em all.
I prefer this version
Why don't the army have painkillers?
Because the paras et em all
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Why do Norway’s naval ships have bar codes ?
So when they return to port they can Scandinavian
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My mate creosoted my porch recently against my wishes...I've told him to never darken my doors again
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Why did the baker have brown hands?
..cos he kneaded a poo..
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I can't drink 5 gallons of diesel............................................ ... Jerry can.
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When I was a child my dad used to put me inside tyres and roll me down the hill.
They were good years..
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I can't drink 5 gallons of diesel............................................ ... Jerry can.
Where I work there were two brothers until a few years ago. Their parents named them William and Jeremy Cann i.e. Billy and Gerry can.
Oh, and I was up in Shropshire a few weeks ago and I came across estate agent boards which made me wonder what the owner's parents were thinking when they registered his name in full.Attachment 4109
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With 2nd lockdown looming, I saw a man with 4 cases of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 7 sombreros, I think Hispanic buying
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What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.