SPLOTT PARKER IN A BAD WAY !!!!!!

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Got a bit of WiFi now, thanks for all the good wishes, very much appreciated. Still got a few tubes and wires in me but as Tony told you all a wash and freshen up, clean jamas and that perked me up no end. Can’t get out of bed yet and this tube draining the pus out of my stomach is a bit disconcerting but I’m in the best place. Thanks to Splottlight (Peter) for the texts through the night before the operation, kept a smile on my face. I’ll soon be back and fighting fit :thumbup:

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Be strong Splott we need you back in one piece ,don't read the City news though lol

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Got a bit of WiFi now, thanks for all the good wishes, very much appreciated. Still got a few tubes and wires in me but as Tony told you all a wash and freshen up, clean jamas and that perked me up no end. Can’t get out of bed yet and this tube draining the pus out of my stomach is a bit disconcerting but I’m in the best place. Thanks to Splottlight (Peter) for the texts through the night before the operation, kept a smile on my face. I’ll soon be back and fighting fit :thumbup:

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Was he sexting you again?! The bloke is insatiable!

Keep your pecker up mate... Or get Pete to help :thumbup:

Remember the sitcom ‘Only When I Laugh’? I think one of the scripts just crept into my ward. The doctor who did my operation has just been to see me to run through a few things, he pulled my screens back with a smile on his face, he’d been talking to another patient across the way calling him Stephen and that to blank looks from the man in the bed. He thought he was talking to me, he went to the wrong bloody bed. This is the bloke who did my operation, filled me with confidence no end, he only came in for an ingrowing toenail :hehe: (I made the ingrowing toenail part up).

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Originally Posted by Heisenberg

Was he sexting you again?! The bloke is insatiable!

Keep your pecker up mate... Or get Pete to help :thumbup:

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Keep my pecker up!!!!! Never a truer word, after the filth he texted me they couldn’t do my operation for an hour until the hard on went down:yikes:

Sounds like you're feeling a bit more chipper SP. Get well soon. 👍

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Originally Posted by Moodybluebird

Sounds like you're feeling a bit more chipper SP. Get well soon. ��

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Don't Splott Mick McM**** is in charge

Best wishes Mr. Parker. I was in for five weeks after the same sort of op. Mind you I had a colostomy bag fitted. Also lost quite a bit of weight.

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Originally Posted by Seabird

Best wishes Mr. Parker. I was in for five weeks after the same sort of op. Mind you I had a colostomy bag fitted. Also lost quite a bit of weight.

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That's cheered him up, no end :hehe::hehe::hehe:

Wishing you a quick recovery SP.
Spedger

All the best. Get well soon.

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Originally Posted by BLUETIT

That's cheered him up, no end :hehe::hehe::hehe:

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I was thinking exactly the same. :hehe: :hehe:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Remember the sitcom ‘Only When I Laugh’? I think one of the scripts just crept into my ward. The doctor who did my operation has just been to see me to run through a few things, he pulled my screens back with a smile on his face, he’d been talking to another patient across the way calling him Stephen and that to blank looks from the man in the bed. He thought he was talking to me, he went to the wrong bloody bed. This is the bloke who did my operation, filled me with confidence no end, he only came in for an ingrowing toenail :hehe: (I made the ingrowing toenail part up).

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Have you checked your toenail yet and has the bloke in the next bed got his appendix?

If he hasn't had the news about King Mick don't tell him ffs.
Ask the nurses to confiscate his phone.

Get well soon young man.

Get well soon Steve!

All the best Steve. Hope you are better soon

Can I have a nurse report please

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Can I have a nurse report please

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Give me half hour, she’s just pulled the screens around the bed..........correction, make that half a minute!!

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Give me half hour, she’s just pulled the screens around the bed..........correction, make that half a minute!!

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At least its a she mate

I wouldn't like a clean up from Bert on ward 9

Get well soon Splotty!!
My wifes had to put me on oxygen today after finding out who our new manager is!!

Just to keep you up to date and cheer you up, Mick McCarthy has been brought in short term to assist Russell Slade with restructuring the playing staff and cutting costs.

Get well Steve! Getting regular updates on your condition from Dan

Patient: "Had a dream about you last night, nurse".
Nurse: "Did you?"
Patient: "No, you wouldn't let me."

Get well soon Splott P.

Get well soon mate.

Try to relax, Mick McCarthy is not really coming here, it's just a result of the drugs they've given you :hehe: