I was in a local in Herefordshire recently and this sign was on the wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by William Treseder
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I was in a local in Herefordshire recently and this sign was on the wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by William Treseder
I"'ve sprained my ankle". Nowadays, it's.... "I've done my ligaments"
Problems. They are all issues these days.
Making contact. Now it's reaching out.
How Be.
Pissed as a newt/fart
I was bladdered
I was battered
Flash in the pan.
It wasn't me mam....honest!
Giving the dog a smooth
whats your landline number?
gordon bennett
I'm well. It's now I'm good.
From the word go is now from the get-go.
I won't mention work colleague.
Right Back, Left Back, Right Half, Centre Half, Left Half, Inside Right, Inside Left, Right Wing, Left Wing, Centre Forward, and now they Press instead of Attack.
Division 1 ( and 2,3,4)
You forgot custodianQuote:
Originally Posted by Rontomuk
Accept the boats
cattle trucked
He has more holidays than Judith Chalmers
Alan Whicker if you're :old:Quote:
Originally Posted by PhyllisStant
Although technically he was "working"
Far out maan
Black coffee - now Americano
White coffee - now Americano with milk
Frothy coffee - now Cappuccino
Milky coffee - now Latte
what's a landline? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bozza64
what about goalie when....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontomuk
3 and InQuote:
Originally Posted by xsnaggle
Still going strong with my 89 year old old-man, that and my giddy aunt!Quote:
Originally Posted by Elwood Blues
'I go to the foot of our stairs'.
'Daft apeth'.
'Ych a fi'.
'Two shakes of a lamb's tail'.
But it's not, is it? It's just that cafes generally have espresso machines now rather than other types of coffee, given the popularity of espresso-based drinks. But for example pret have brought back filter coffee for 99p.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bloop