Queen Street has become very f***ing annoying!

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Originally Posted by blue matt

it is, really hard work, any job that you do above the 4th floor is the only job you want to do that day, its not a massive job, but what with the travel and the height it has to be worth the whole days money

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I just knew you was going to introduce the subject of height.

So offensive!

If you stoop much lower you will be at my level.

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Originally Posted by Steve R

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I f*cking love this board sometimes!! :hehe:

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It arrived in the surreal station and left, it had me laughing for ages last night :hehe:

I gave a young lady a fiver to get herself some smack the last time I was down Queen Street.
She wanked me off around the back of Buffalos in return.
Nice girl.

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Originally Posted by blue matt

It arrived in the surreal station and left, it had me laughing for ages last night :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Tall Midget

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I think Cardiff is slowly becoming a city that has over extended itself , it is spoilt by the over remanded do drinks and events, it's allowed wonderful historic streets such as Queen and St Mary street to become cheap economy retail outlets , whilst building American type malls. And not allowing independent traders to flourish as in Bristol.

Cardiff city centre is looking pretty shabby at the moment with the current plague of graffiti. Wish someone would give 'Raes', 'Moz' etc a good hiding as they are making the city look like a sh*t-hole. Some of the worst graffiti is in an underpass about 50 yards from Cardiff Central police station. I don't mind street art/murals or even political graffiti but people just egocentrically scrawling their names everywhere is a bit wank.

Also get annoyed by a pair of Mancs who sell 'charity' wristbands on Queen Street and who used to sell Rag Mags even though they quite clearly aren't students. Definitely a bit dodgy.

And one other moan: whenever there is a big sporting event in the city the people selling Welsh tat in the street are almost always Brummies. What's happened to the Welsh entrepreneurial spirit?

I no speaky good English but I beg your ear for responding to the facts presented by Mr Organ. I spit on his comments. In my country we say "do not piss in my beetroot soup and tell me it taste better". This mean do not tell lies. I am the lady who sell the beautiful flowers made of real plastic he talk to. He say I no understand his rant. But I understand well what he want. He say "I do not want your bloody flower but if you get your gums around this I will give you a fiver". He then showed me something that looked like a male organ only it was much much smaller. I just walk away in disgust. I later see him go behind tree with an old tramp who was taking his dentures out.

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Originally Posted by David Vincent

I no speaky good English but I beg your ear for responding to the facts presented by Mr Organ. I spit on his comments. In my country we say "do not piss in my beetroot soup and tell me it taste better". This mean do not tell lies. I am the lady who sell the beautiful flowers made of real plastic he talk to. He say I no understand his rant. But I understand well what he want. He say "I do not want your bloody flower but if you get your gums around this I will give you a fiver". He then showed me something that looked like a male organ only it was much much smaller. I just walk away in disgust. I later see him go behind tree with an old tramp who was taking his dentures out.

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We were wondering where you had got to, Matt

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Originally Posted by David Vincent

I no speaky good English but I beg your ear for responding to the facts presented by Mr Organ. I spit on his comments. In my country we say "do not piss in my beetroot soup and tell me it taste better". This mean do not tell lies. I am the lady who sell the beautiful flowers made of real plastic he talk to. He say I no understand his rant. But I understand well what he want. He say "I do not want your bloody flower but if you get your gums around this I will give you a fiver". He then showed me something that looked like a male organ only it was much much smaller. I just walk away in disgust. I later see him go behind tree with an old tramp who was taking his dentures out.

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wtf :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

wtf :hehe:

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Possibly 'Mouth Wash' would be more appropriate....:-)

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Originally Posted by David Vincent

I no speaky good English but I beg your ear for responding to the facts presented by Mr Organ. I spit on his comments. In my country we say "do not piss in my beetroot soup and tell me it taste better". This mean do not tell lies. I am the lady who sell the beautiful flowers made of real plastic he talk to. He say I no understand his rant. But I understand well what he want. He say "I do not want your bloody flower but if you get your gums around this I will give you a fiver". He then showed me something that looked like a male organ only it was much much smaller. I just walk away in disgust. I later see him go behind tree with an old tramp who was taking his dentures out.

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Your message is libellous! I didn't offer you a fiver! You are confusing me with the bloke who was lurking with a licentious grin outside the Ann Summers shop further up the street who came down to nose. He happens to post at this forum using the pseudonym Sludge Factory. Direct your comments towards him! Actually, whilst he did offer you five quid he did make it clear he expected some change.

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Originally Posted by Tall Midget

Possibly 'Mouth Wash' would be more appropriate....:-)

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http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAzWDUwMw...TJxzr/$_14.JPG For the swear box. :-)

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAzWDUwMw...TJxzr/$_14.JPG For the swear box. :-)

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The first tentative but encouraging step to ladyfication.

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Originally Posted by Tall Midget

The first tentative but encouraging step to ladyfication.

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:hehe: Thanks.

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Originally Posted by CCFC CASUAL

I gave a young lady a fiver to get herself some smack the last time I was down Queen Street.
She wanked me off around the back of Buffalos in return.
Nice girl.

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Vimana would have done it for a quid.

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

Vimana would have done it for a quid.

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I think he just poos in the alleys around Queen Street.