Lads I'm struggling tonight

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

Like children dying of starvation? Or the the holocaust? Fatalism is rather a silly concept adopted for those who need false comfort.

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Tell us another one TBG.

Can I just say I am stunned with the amount of support I've received from here already. I've been reading/posting on this board for 8-9 years and I am so thankful that in the worst of times everyone is an absolute gent.

Thank you so much to all of you, I am hurting a lot and I have just been violently sick but it's all part and parcel I guess.

Can I just say I am stunned with the amount of support I've received from here already. I've been reading/posting on this board for 8-9 years and I am so thankful that in the worst of times everyone is an absolute gent.

Thank you so much to all of you, I am hurting a lot and I have just been violently sick but it's all part and parcel I guess. Thank you again.

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Originally Posted by Zenith

Can I just say I am stunned with the amount of support I've received from here already. I've been reading/posting on this board for 8-9 years and I am so thankful that in the worst of times everyone is an absolute gent.

Thank you so much to all of you, I am hurting a lot and I have just been violently sick but it's all part and parcel I guess.

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You have a pm, Z.

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

Like children dying of starvation? Or the the holocaust? Fatalism is rather a silly concept adopted for those who need false comfort.

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It all happens for a reason though.

Kids die of starvation because there's not enough food and the Catholics tell the, that birth control is a sin.

The holocaust happened because Hitler was a fecking loon.

Anyway, stop bringing the thread down. We're supposed to be cheering up the OP.

You WILL find someone better.


I was engaged in 1976 ( :yikes: ) but it didn't work out.
Met my wife in 1981, been married 35 years with 4 great kids (Got to say that - one of them reads this board :hehe: )

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Originally Posted by bobh

You WILL find someone better.


I was engaged in 1976 ( :yikes: ) but it didn't work out.
Met my wife in 1981, been married 35 years with 4 great kids (Got to say that - one of them reads this board :hehe: )

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Thanks Dad.

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Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.

As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released: New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now!"

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."

"I'm sorry sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I'm terribly sorry, sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."

Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth.

Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant. But .
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"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."

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Is it THAT time of the year again?

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Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie

Like children dying of starvation? Or the the holocaust? Fatalism is rather a silly concept adopted for those who need false comfort.

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Saw a poster today which said "Millions of children in Africa are dying from malaria - To prevent this tragedy all we need do is provide mosquito nets. For a donation of just £3 - the price of a sandwich - you could save a life."

Really makes you think doesn't it?

Three quid for a ****ing sandwich.

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

Thanks Dad.

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I said great, not grating.

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Originally Posted by bobh

I said great, not grating.

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I'm telling Mam.

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Originally Posted by Dr Lecter

I'm telling Mam.

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You don't know my Mam.

My wife's from London - she brought the sprogs up to say 'Mum'.

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Originally Posted by Zenith

Can I just say I am stunned with the amount of support I've received from here already. I've been reading/posting on this board for 8-9 years and I am so thankful that in the worst of times everyone is an absolute gent.

Thank you so much to all of you, I am hurting a lot and I have just been violently sick but it's all part and parcel I guess.

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You could say it twice
It would mean so much more to us

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Originally Posted by Zenith

Can I just say I am stunned with the amount of support I've received from here already. I've been reading/posting on this board for 8-9 years and I am so thankful that in the worst of times everyone is an absolute gent.

Thank you so much to all of you, I am hurting a lot and I have just been violently sick but it's all part and parcel I guess. Thank you again.

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Bingo

Good luck though Fella

Used to be my favorite joke.

Whats brown and sticky?



Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Sorry to hear that Zenith, it sounds hard but try to avoid any contact with her, you will be going through a mixture of feelings right now and contact will just mess with your mind, having no contact will also give you the clarity you need to remember who you are and what you want, good luck on your new adventure. :-) x

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Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R

Sorry to hear that Zenith, it sounds hard but try to avoid any contact with her, you will be going through a mixture of feelings right now and contact will just mess with your mind, having no contact will also give you the clarity you need to remember who you are and what you want, good luck on your new adventure. :-) x

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Don't get it !:shrug:

We've all been there pal. Unfortunately, it's all part of life, and you just got to get though it as best you can.... What works for one person won't work for another, and all the advice in the world won't make a difference, when it comes to this kind of shit. You'll be ok, time is a great healer👍 I found distancing myself from everything to do with my ex, for a while, was the best way for me

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Originally Posted by Cyclops

Don't get it !:shrug:

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Just trying to be positive, don't start. :-):angry:

60 days no contact is apparently the best way to get over someone..

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Originally Posted by adz-a32

I would say writing down how you feel or representing in an art form (like rap and other forms of poetry are my personal choices) would help a lot.

Also maybe call a friend would help a lot.

If you ever need to rant or anything, feel free to hit me up

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Something like :
A girl from the hood who was riding my cock
pressed on the bell to get off the next stop
Was I doing it wrong, not hitting the spot
Now I'm left on the bench to just sit here and rot
She took all my dough, all a poor boy could giver
Then booted my heart into the Taff river
Has she really gone off with a much bigger man
I hate the bitch now more than I hate Vincent Tan
Has anyone here got a number for Sludge
I need some advice from the Cowbridge luv judge
I know what he'll say the seedy little twat
Go for a 20st egger in a pink cowboy hat

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Originally Posted by William Treseder

Something like :
A girl from the hood who was riding my cock
pressed on the bell to get off the next stop
Was I doing it wrong, not hitting the spot
Now I'm left on the bench to just sit here and rot
She took all my dough, all a poor boy could giver
Then booted my heart into the Taff river
Has she really gone off with a much bigger man
I hate the bitch now more than I hate Vincent Tan
Has anyone here got a number for Sludge
I need some advice from the Cowbridge luv judge
I know what he'll say the seedy little twat
Go for a 20st egger in a pink cowboy hat

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:hehe:

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Originally Posted by William Treseder

Something like :
A girl from the hood who was riding my cock
pressed on the bell to get off the next stop
Was I doing it wrong, not hitting the spot
Now I'm left on the bench to just sit here and rot
She took all my dough, all a poor boy could giver
Then booted my heart into the Taff river
Has she really gone off with a much bigger man
I hate the bitch now more than I hate Vincent Tan
Has anyone here got a number for Sludge
I need some advice from the Cowbridge luv judge
I know what he'll say the seedy little twat
Go for a 20st egger in a pink cowboy hat

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Willy T in da house.

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Originally Posted by thehumblegringo

You're a good poster Zenith. I have no answers for you mate but there's always light at the end of the tunnel mate.

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My thoughts exactly - hope City manage to take your mind off your ex for a while tonight Zenith :thumbup:.

Mrs R gave you perfect advice . Cut off all contact , erase all social media . Friend of mine split up with his wife a few months ago but retains her as a friend on Facebook , he follows her around in other words , it is sad as the relationship is over .
Today is the first day in the rest of your life , it will take a little time , but there are lots and lots of young ladies out there looking for a young man .
I haven't drawn the ball yet ( been really busy ) you could win that ��

Woke up this morning about 6am, got about 3 hours at most. Just physically drained, incredibly nauseous and in a general bad state as it caught me in such a shock. Will try to work later but staying in bed for a bit.

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Originally Posted by Zenith

Woke up this morning about 6am, got about 3 hours at most. Just physically drained, incredibly nauseous and in a general bad state as it caught me in such a shock. Will try to work later but staying in bed for a bit.

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Feel for you Zenith boy. Many a man throughout history has been brought to his knees by the hairy triangle. Hopefully a City win tonight will ease your pain👍

https://youtu.be/_YVYczqD2b8
JC knew all about it!

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Originally Posted by Zenith

Girlfriend ended our relationship of almost 3 years today and I'm in pieces.

I need the best of CCMB to do what they do best and give me a good old cheering up :thumbup:

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She was a right minger by all accounts anyway

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Originally Posted by J R Hartley

I'll ask my work colleague who also moonlights on Adultwork if she will give you a discount

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Pics pls

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Originally Posted by Zenith

Woke up this morning about 6am, got about 3 hours at most. Just physically drained, incredibly nauseous and in a general bad state as it caught me in such a shock. Will try to work later but staying in bed for a bit.

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You'll be OK, it will be absolutely awful for a while but lean on the people close to you and try and get stuff off your chest, otherwise it just gnaws away at you. Try and distract yourself as well. Time is a great healer!

I've posted this before, but if this timeline doesn't cheer you up then nothing will.

https://twitter.com/carlccfc?lang=en

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Originally Posted by thehumblegringo

:hehe:

What if the excuse is that you're in a bar in Santa Ponsa?!

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I'll be in a bar in France as I have been for each game so far this season. Disappointed with myself tbh that I haven't made it back.

I digress - hope you'll be ok Zenith. Time and exercise are my 2 remedies for what it's worth.

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Originally Posted by Zenith

Girlfriend ended our relationship of almost 3 years today and I'm in pieces.

I need the best of CCMB to do what they do best and give me a good old cheering up :thumbup:

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Get down the city and rejoice in the second coming

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Originally Posted by Watcliff

She was a right minger by all accounts anyway

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Still out of your league though.

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Originally Posted by Zenith

Woke up this morning about 6am, got about 3 hours at most. Just physically drained, incredibly nauseous and in a general bad state as it caught me in such a shock. Will try to work later but staying in bed for a bit.

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As others have said, just give yourself some time. You might not think so now but every day it'll get that little bit easier.

As much as you probably don't feel like it, get down to the game tonight. Meet some friends, have a drink or two and forget about it all for 90 minutes.

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Originally Posted by TH63

Jesus. Does he actually tweet anything himself or just retweet *****' tweets?

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Don't forget Ned.

I've lived with two, split up with two so have basically had all the grief of divorces without a good day on the piss at the start.
I've been on loss of dates and done a bit of shagging.
I'm happy.........

Nah not really I'd rather be married single life sucks.

Hope this cheers you up. 😉😂😂

I don't mean to bring this forum right down but thanks so much for all comments so far.

As well as this I've been talking to my friends about it and one of my friends, well she is very depressed. The last few weeks she has been suicidal and she said she probably will do it at some point this week.
She lives in Kent so not exactly a trip around the corner for me to go around everyday for an hour but please if anyone has advice, can you point me in the right direction as this is turning into the worst couple of days of my life.

Buy a penis pump, you are obviously lacking somewhat compared to your competitors.

Thank me later :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Zenith

I don't mean to bring this forum right down but thanks so much for all comments so far.

As well as this I've been talking to my friends about it and one of my friends, well she is very depressed. The last few weeks she has been suicidal and she said she probably will do it at some point this week.
She lives in Kent so not exactly a trip around the corner for me to go around everyday for an hour but please if anyone has advice, can you point me in the right direction as this is turning into the worst couple of days of my life.

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Keep her talking mate, all lines if communication whether it be social media, phones or face to face.

Just over two years ago I had a dark period in my life which in my case was exacerbated by the anti depression medication I was taking Citalopram.

I stopped taking it and thankfully all the lights were switched back on so to speak in a few days. I'm not saying that your friend is that near a quick remedy but where's there life there's hope.

All the best to her and you 👍👍👍

The pain will ease over time, it really does!
Surround yourself with good company, good hobbies and maybe even volunteer for something that takes your fancy where you're likely to meet new people and have a fresh start from it all.