Sorry meant to say every last one of them, except Maxim.
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Putting your wanksock on your foot by mistake. Just after release is worst.
Thinking it's a bit of fun grabbing your neighbour's arse in a party until he invites you upstairs to keep things going.
Not lasting as long as a service station knob ring.
Not being able to have a slash on the train because some horny couple are banging away in there.
Flavoured condoms that don't taste as they should.
Peeling your bollocks off your leg on a hot day.
Middle lane hoggers, and people who drive in the dark with their day time running lights on without their rear lights on.
People who put their feet up on the seats in trains.
Guards on trains who don’t tell them to behave in a civilised way and get their filthy shoes off the seat as other people will need to sit there.
People that walk out onto a zebra crossing while on mobiles and don't look before they cross.
Woman that walk right to the edge of the pavement while pushing a pram or pushchair and put the pushchair onto the road automatically just so they can stand on the edge of pavement.
Deliveroo Cyclists. They are scum of the earth. Got to be the most dangerous people on the roads. No idea what carnage they are almost causing behind them. Should be legal to run one over per week.
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Do women do that with prams?
Jesus wept.
I even stand back with the dog.
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Anyone who smokes pushing a pram.
Poor rhetoric on football club message boards