Egyptian dies after drinking hand sanitiser.

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Originally Posted by Heisenberg

I think it's Saharand away from being over.

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No I think that's more than enough. Lots of people keep Ptolemy to stop!

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

No I think that's more than enough. Lots of people keep Ptolemy to stop!

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I think they're being Cleopatronising, to be honest.

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Originally Posted by Heisenberg

I think they're being Cleopatronising, to be honest.

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Who’s asping you?

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Originally Posted by splott parker

Who’s asping you?

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Oh, look... It's the frog Horus jumping in now.

Bit of a honking noise going on up the valleys outside TOBW’s house the other day, he came out to see what it was all about, he was reassured when his neighbour told him “It was only a tooting car mun”......................(f*ck me, never thought I’d hit the punchline!!)

Who'd have thought that such a sad story would be the Khufu a pun thread?

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Originally Posted by bobh

Who'd have thought that such a sad story would be the Khufu a pun thread?

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It's a Sinai suppose, of how things are these days.

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Originally Posted by elytillidie

It's a Sinai suppose, of how things are these days.

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Shut your Cheops

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Originally Posted by bobh

Shut your Cheops

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Is Sadat all you've got to say.

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Originally Posted by elytillidie

Is Sadat all you've got to say.

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Anwar if it is?

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Originally Posted by bobh

Anwar if it is?

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Aswan Dam City fan to another, I'm not bothered.

(I'm struggling here).

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Originally Posted by elytillidie

Aswan Dam City fan to another, I'm not bothered.

(I'm struggling here).

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Well hoo-RA for that!

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Originally Posted by bobh

Well hoo-RA for that!

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The thing is, as the OP (Original Poster), my intentions were quite serious, jon 1959 was quite right in pointing out early in the thread, that Shady's demise was no real cause for joviality, and I feel maybe I should have done more to discourage the ensuing punfest. Having said that, I think 'Cairopractor' and 'Nefertiti' were excellent examples of the punsters art. So that's it, I'm out, got a painful Farouk-a on my foot.

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Originally Posted by elytillidie

The thing is, as the OP (Original Poster), my intentions were quite serious, jon 1959 was quite right in pointing out early in the thread, that Shady's demise was no real cause for joviality, and I feel maybe I should have done more to discourage the ensuing punfest. Having said that, I think 'Cairopractor' and 'Nefertiti' were excellent examples of the punsters art. So that's it, I'm out, got a painful Farouk-a on my foot.

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I'm out too. I've been invited to a reception at the Egyptian Ambassadors residence. I'm taking some Pharaoh Roche with me.

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I'm out too. I've been invited to a reception at the Egyptian Ambassadors residence. I'm taking some Pharaoh Roche with me.

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I've heard they have A-NU-BIS cuit flavour to try.

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Originally Posted by bobh

I've heard they have A-NU-BIS cuit flavour to try.

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A Nasser scientist couldn't think of any more surely?

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Originally Posted by elytillidie

A Nasser scientist couldn't think of any more surely?

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True.
I'm giving up now to live a life of LUXORy

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Originally Posted by bobh

True.
I'm giving up now to live a life of LUXORy

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If Eyalet you get the last word in, I can go out and enjoy the weather now it's getting Ottoman...