What is your idea of hell ?

Working as a taxi driver on nights in Cardiff since they've poxed up all the roads with cycle lanes on Newport Road.
I won't work later than 11am now.
Come out at 4.30am every morning

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Were they Catholic masses? If so, I'm surprised you ever made it home.

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I’m not sure wtf was going on to be honest, the misses dragged me there to get married in that church. I’ve just about recovered, it was 13 yrs ago. I’ll never get those 3 hours back

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

That's a carbon copy of my situation. I have the two boring brother in law's as well. Both of them love cars.

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The one brother in law doesn’t like any sport, yet he’s one of the most competitive people I know. The other one likes formula 1 and gaming. And he’s recently taken up clay pigeon shooting.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

I was sat behind dai hunt on a coach trip to Mansfield. It was about the Time we had a striker named Ian love ( remember him?) He repeated about one thousand times.." Ian love! I love him" over and over and over..

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I remember he used to shout "Go on the fish..." continuously at Chris Pike on the Bob Bank.

Thank **** Hurlimanns lager used to reduce my capacity for violence by fortunately making me dyspraxic enough not to be able to choke the annoying fuucker.

The will was there mind.

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Originally Posted by J R Hartley

The one brother in law doesn’t like any sport, yet he’s one of the most competitive people I know. The other one likes formula 1 and gaming. And he’s recently taken up clay pigeon shooting.

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Why doesn't he just shoot sparrows with a 2 2 pellet gun?

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

I don't go to church, have no interest in it, but why was it like a lunatic asylum? Because people have interests and beliefs that are different to you and don't behave the same makes them lunatics?

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Aye , complete fruitbats

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Originally Posted by J R Hartley

The one brother in law doesn’t like any sport, yet he’s one of the most competitive people I know. The other one likes formula 1 and gaming. And he’s recently taken up clay pigeon shooting.

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Shooting

Odd pastime

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Me first

Xmas shopping

Getting dragged into Cardiff , pissing down , crowded train or bus , wandering St David's 2 , kids screaming , lines of shoppers , panic buying

Walking back to train station , more rain , more shoppers

Bollocks to that click online of don't bother getting anyone anything

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Listening to your music for a minute.

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

Listening to your music for a minute.

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Listening to some xxxx play the organ in a church

Being trapped in a rocky horror picture show house party

All that stupid idiotic screaming

A 200+ person catholic wedding where almost every single person decides to go up and take communion. We could be leaving. Finally. But everyone has to show what a good catholic they are.

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Originally Posted by NYCBlue

A 200+ person catholic wedding where almost every single person decides to go up and take communion. We could be leaving. Finally. But everyone has to show what a good catholic they are.

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Excuse my ignorance, but why at that point do you need to stay?

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

Excuse my ignorance, but why at that point do you need to stay?

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Yes. You have to wait for the bride, groom and the wedding party to walk out first.

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Originally Posted by NYCBlue

Yes. You have to wait for the bride, groom and the wedding party to walk out first.

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I assumed they already had :hehe:

Not familiar with anything to do with the church or its practices, assumed they'd left and others took communion after and you'd all filter out as you'd gone up and eaten the little wafer thing and sipped the wine..so you all sit back down afterwards? **** that. That is hell.

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

I assumed they already had :hehe:

Not familiar with anything to do with the church or its practices, assumed they'd left and others took communion after and you'd all filter out as you'd gone up and eaten the little wafer thing and sipped the wine..so you all sit back down afterwards? **** that. That is hell.

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:hehe: Ironic that hell is in the house of god. Or is it?

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Originally Posted by NYCBlue

:hehe: Ironic that hell is in the house of god. Or is it?

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Weddings..sit as close to the front as you can and shift out alongside the bride and groom.

Yes. Irony at its best. I don't care about others and their religious beliefs, I won't ridicule them like a few on here do, but that is not for me.

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Originally Posted by NYCBlue

A 200+ person catholic wedding where almost every single person decides to go up and take communion. We could be leaving. Finally. But everyone has to show what a good catholic they are.

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Catholic funeral

Jesus Christ

Miserable

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Catholic funeral

Jesus Christ

Miserable

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Get on a requiem mass. Praying for the dead. I've seen people faint due to a lack of water.

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Get on a requiem mass. Praying for the dead. I've seen people faint due to a lack of water.

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That's what I meant mate

The full works

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Originally Posted by Tuerto

Get on a requiem mass. Praying for the dead. I've seen people faint due to a lack of water.

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My mother and father enjoyed theirs..................black humour, I know but they wouldn’t have wanted to go any other way and we respected their wishes.