Next door barking dog

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

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She wanted a real bit of meat.

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Originally Posted by jeepster

She wanted a real bit of meat.

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I offered her 100 percent pork

She opted for fatty lamb with bits of ear held together by breadcrumbs and covered in spice

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

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I think I know her, is it Donna ?

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

She never takes it out for walks

Some people are just hopeless

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If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

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Originally Posted by PontBlue

If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

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That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.

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Originally Posted by Jimmy the Jock

That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.

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:hehe:

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Originally Posted by splott parker

I think I know her, is it Donna ?

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Maradonna

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Originally Posted by PontBlue

If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

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I don't she's treating it badly she just doesn't take it out much

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Apart from shooting the bloody thing what can be done ?

Is it local council noise pollution

I had a lady round the other day in the back yard and she almost had a heart attack when the dog growled at her from the other side of the solid fence

I wonder if dog training might help but I think the owner is lazy and simply can't be bothered taking the poor thing for a walk

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Rape it.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Selfish Christian bastards

One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox

I told them to clear it up

It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle

So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait

The rest is shit story

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fixed

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

Rape it.

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😂😂😂😂 A slightly exotic set of tactics, and arguably leftfield

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

It appears there is

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I’ll wait.

The council won’t be interested. Trust me.

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

Rape it.

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Have you ever seen the film nightmare in a damaged brain ?

That's you

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Originally Posted by Bobby Dandruff

I’ll wait.

The council won’t be interested. Trust me.

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Well they were in cwmbran where the article further up in this thread is taken from

Maybe your council is crap and doesn't bother ?

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

😂😂😂😂 A slightly exotic set of tactics, and arguably leftfield

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Psychotic

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Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK

fixed

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I was going to use a mousetrap

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Have you ever seen the film nightmare in a damaged brain ?

That's you

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Go on John give it a go. You will probably like it. You could give the blow up doll a rest.

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

Go on John give it a go. You will probably like it. You could give the blow up doll a rest.

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Is that the sort of stuff you watch ?

You are feckin deranged

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Is that the sort of stuff you watch ?

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Certainly not, where did I say that?

Problems with the last neighbour, problems with the new neighbour, there’s a theme developing here.

Ever considered you might be the problem neighbour, Slug?

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Originally Posted by J R Hartley

Problems with the last neighbour, problems with the new neighbour, there’s a theme developing here.

Ever considered you might be the problem neighbour, Slug?

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No , there really are a lot of twats out there JR

I am sure you can relate

xx

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

Certainly not, where did I say that?

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It's an upward prediction graph I have plotted following your initial comment

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Well they were in cwmbran where the article further up in this thread is taken from

Maybe your council is crap and doesn't bother ?

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Nothing will happen. The council are powerless.

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Originally Posted by Bobby Dandruff

Nothing will happen. The council are powerless.

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Well in cwmbran they fined the dog owner 1000 quid

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

It's an upward prediction graph I have plotted following your initial comment

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So I didn't say it. Ok, as you were.

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Originally Posted by Moodybluebird

Pardon the pun but barking dogs are my pet hate. For about a year two dogs were barking night and day, and a neighbour would often scream "Shut those f**king dogs up, my baby is trying to sleep"

Anyhow, we returned from holiday and the silence was deafening. I asked our local shopkeeper if anything had happened to the dogs and apparently it all kicked off when we away. The neighbour had finally flipped and went to the dog owners house at 2 in the morning, shouting and hammering on the door. The police were called but the woman refused to take the dogs into the house so I believe arrangements were put in place for the dogs to be removed. So happy days.

Anyone having problem with noisy dogs should contact the local Environmental Protection Officer.

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Or bang on the door at 2 in the morning it seemed to do the trick.

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Originally Posted by J R Hartley

Karma

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Is a bitch! (that lives next door to Sludge) :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee

It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.

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And tarantulas through his letterbox :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Alan Lung

So I didn't say it. Ok, as you were.

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Anyone throwing around the word rape and animals or rape in general is odd

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Anyone throwing around the word rape and animals or rape in general is odd

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Its the closest youll get to having sex

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Originally Posted by J R Hartley

Its the closest youll get to having sex

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Oh dear Oh dear

Texas Chainsaw hillbilly meets Deliverance

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

She never takes it out for walks

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Who's your neighbour? Tanni Grey-Thompson?

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Originally Posted by Culver Blue

Who's your neighbour? Tanni Grey-Thompson?

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A nutter from Parkhurst