Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Alan Lung
Rape it.
😂😂😂😂 A slightly exotic set of tactics, and arguably leftfield
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
It appears there is
I’ll wait.
The council won’t be interested. Trust me.
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Alan Lung
Rape it.
Have you ever seen the film nightmare in a damaged brain ?
That's you
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Bobby Dandruff
I’ll wait.
The council won’t be interested. Trust me.
Well they were in cwmbran where the article further up in this thread is taken from
Maybe your council is crap and doesn't bother ?
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Keyser Soze
😂😂😂😂 A slightly exotic set of tactics, and arguably leftfield
Psychotic
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
ToTaL ITK
fixed
I was going to use a mousetrap
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Have you ever seen the film nightmare in a damaged brain ?
That's you
Go on John give it a go. You will probably like it. You could give the blow up doll a rest.
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Alan Lung
Go on John give it a go. You will probably like it. You could give the blow up doll a rest.
Is that the sort of stuff you watch ?
You are feckin deranged
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Is that the sort of stuff you watch ?
Certainly not, where did I say that?
Re: Next door barking dog
Problems with the last neighbour, problems with the new neighbour, there’s a theme developing here.
Ever considered you might be the problem neighbour, Slug?
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
J R Hartley
Problems with the last neighbour, problems with the new neighbour, there’s a theme developing here.
Ever considered you might be the problem neighbour, Slug?
No , there really are a lot of twats out there JR
I am sure you can relate
xx
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Alan Lung
Certainly not, where did I say that?
It's an upward prediction graph I have plotted following your initial comment
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Well they were in cwmbran where the article further up in this thread is taken from
Maybe your council is crap and doesn't bother ?
Nothing will happen. The council are powerless.
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Bobby Dandruff
Nothing will happen. The council are powerless.
Well in cwmbran they fined the dog owner 1000 quid
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
It's an upward prediction graph I have plotted following your initial comment
So I didn't say it. Ok, as you were.
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Moodybluebird
Pardon the pun but barking dogs are my pet hate. For about a year two dogs were barking night and day, and a neighbour would often scream "Shut those f**king dogs up, my baby is trying to sleep"
Anyhow, we returned from holiday and the silence was deafening. I asked our local shopkeeper if anything had happened to the dogs and apparently it all kicked off when we away. The neighbour had finally flipped and went to the dog owners house at 2 in the morning, shouting and hammering on the door. The police were called but the woman refused to take the dogs into the house so I believe arrangements were put in place for the dogs to be removed. So happy days.
Anyone having problem with noisy dogs should contact the local Environmental Protection Officer.
Or bang on the door at 2 in the morning it seemed to do the trick.
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
J R Hartley
Karma
Is a bitch! (that lives next door to Sludge) :hehe:
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Eric the Half a Bee
It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.
And tarantulas through his letterbox :hehe:
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
Alan Lung
So I didn't say it. Ok, as you were.
Anyone throwing around the word rape and animals or rape in general is odd
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Anyone throwing around the word rape and animals or rape in general is odd
Its the closest youll get to having sex
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
J R Hartley
Its the closest youll get to having sex
Oh dear Oh dear
Texas Chainsaw hillbilly meets Deliverance
Re: Next door barking dog
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
She never takes it out for walks
Who's your neighbour? Tanni Grey-Thompson?
Re: Next door barking dog
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Culver Blue
Who's your neighbour? Tanni Grey-Thompson?
A nutter from Parkhurst