**** the Jubilee

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Well, one thing we know for sure is that he won't have a fever.

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Well as Andy would say “ no sweat man “

https://twitter.com/edcmpbl/status/1532061580744982528

'I'd pay double taxes for the queen'

One guy is on the edge of tears.

What a mental country we are.

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Originally Posted by the other bob wilson

Well, one thing we know for sure is that he won't have a fever.

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A fever is when your body is sick and it raises the temperature whilst your skin feels cold and clammy.
The sweating starts when the fever breaks which means you're getting better.
that is why when someone had malaria the person caring for them will try to induce sweating. If they don't sweat they could die.
When one starts to recede and the other increase is the thing to find out.
Of course the 'patient' could die. :fishing:

It's been easy to spot all the many undeclared Tory voters in this thread because they are always royalists too.

I couldn't help but notice yesterday the shocking state of that Camilla. She has a small army of hair stylists, makeup artists and lady's maids to help her become presentable in public and yet she still looks like Boris Karloff in a wig.

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Originally Posted by Doucas

https://twitter.com/edcmpbl/status/1532061580744982528

'I'd pay double taxes for the queen'

One guy is on the edge of tears.

What a mental country we are.

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WOW don’t surprise me frightening to think people like that are allowed on their own

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Originally Posted by Pembroke blue

WOW don’t surprise me frightening to think people like that are allowed on their own

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I wrote her a letter ......I can't remember what it said 🤔

God Save The Queen

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Originally Posted by Doucas

https://twitter.com/edcmpbl/status/1532061580744982528

'I'd pay double taxes for the queen'

One guy is on the edge of tears.

What a mental country we are.

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That idiot with the stupid hat is on camera at every royal event , getting his mug in

I reckon the police are watching him

He will probably try and assassinate her

Barking mad

So what do you think about the royal family scandals recently ?

Mr Mad ......no comment

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It's not a interview under caution you feckwit

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

I wrote her a letter ......I can't remember what it said ��

God Save The Queen

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I pictured you yesterday enjoying every minute of the TV coverage.

You were stretched out on the chaise longue wearing nothing but a vest and thong while dropping seedless black grapes into your gob like a modern day Cecil B DeMille.

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Originally Posted by Organ Morgan.

It's been easy to spot all the many undeclared Tory voters in this thread because they are always royalists too.

I couldn't help but notice yesterday the shocking state of that Camilla. She has a small army of hair stylists, makeup artists and lady's maids to help her become presentable in public and yet she still looks like Boris Karloff in a wig.

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Absolutely

Tory voters , usually raving royalists

I think it's fantastic. Had a nice bbq in the sun, got around to fix few things in the garden I'd meant to for ages.

Will get out with the fam today. Looks another nice day at the moment and then still have the weekend.

GSTQ

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Originally Posted by Trigger

I think it's fantastic. Had a nice bbq in the sun, got around to fix few things in the garden I'd meant to for ages.

Will get out with the fam today. Looks another nice day at the moment and then still have the weekend.

GSTQ

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watch it though, the sun is out, you might get sunburnt / skin damage, your BBQ produced pollution and will cause more climate change, you might think you had a great time, but in the CCMB world, you cant :hehe:

GSTQ

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Originally Posted by Trigger

I think it's fantastic. Had a nice bbq in the sun, got around to fix few things in the garden I'd meant to for ages.

Will get out with the fam today. Looks another nice day at the moment and then still have the weekend.

GSTQ

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Ive done all those things as well.
other countries have this many public holidays every year, without having a royal family.

here's an idea, how's about everyone in town I live in clubs together and pays for me to live in luxury in the biggest house in the town, and in return they get to take an "extra" day off work every few years, and we will say that's all thanks to me for some reason, even though people in other towns get more days off anyway?

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Originally Posted by Rjk

Ive done all those things as well.
other countries have this many public holidays every year, without having a royal family.

here's an idea, how's about everyone in town I live in clubs together and pays for me to live in luxury in the biggest house in the town, and in return they get to take an "extra" day off work every few years, and we will say that's all thanks to me for some reason, even though people in other towns get more days off anyway?

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Exactly.

Give me a few billion quid, I'm sure i could conjure up something that brings the tourists in. If you don't worship me i can then call you a traitor.

Honestly think half of the UK is mentally ill and enjoys the taste of boot.

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Originally Posted by Rjk

Ive done all those things as well.
other countries have this many public holidays every year, without having a royal family.

here's an idea, how's about everyone in town I live in clubs together and pays for me to live in luxury in the biggest house in the town, and in return they get to take an "extra" day off work every few years, and we will say that's all thanks to me for some reason, even though people in other towns get more days off anyway?

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Have a day off mate, relax a bit.

The Queen odds on to outlive the test match.

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Originally Posted by Rjk

Ive done all those things as well.
other countries have this many public holidays every year, without having a royal family.

here's an idea, how's about everyone in town I live in clubs together and pays for me to live in luxury in the biggest house in the town, and in return they get to take an "extra" day off work every few years, and we will say that's all thanks to me for some reason, even though people in other towns get more days off anyway?

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**** sake just shut up will you.

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Originally Posted by dembethewarrior

**** sake just shut up will you.

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why are you getting so agitated?

Stockholm Syndrome.
Boot licker Central.
Same usual tory message board gobshites
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Originally Posted by Dave Blue

The Queen odds on to outlive the test match.

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Think anyone alive at 7 o clock tonight could outlive the test match - the sixth wicket of the morning has just fallen.

Very odd that GSTQ was played at Sophia Gardens last night. I sat down and was silent when it was played.

Went into a hardware store today and asked if they had any jubilee clips. Guy said no, but i’ve got some old footage of the Coronation !

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Originally Posted by Doucas

https://twitter.com/edcmpbl/status/1532061580744982528

'I'd pay double taxes for the queen'

One guy is on the edge of tears.

What a mental country we are.

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God it'd be funny if HMRC took that literally and started charging her double taxes :hehe:

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Originally Posted by delmbox

God it'd be funny if HMRC took that literally and started charging her double taxes :hehe:

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I wish they'd find out her name and actually do it. Silly old cow.

" **** the Jubilee ". Still, a 12 pager and rising. Seems it's preoccupying a lot on here.

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Originally Posted by A Quiet Monkfish

" **** the Jubilee ". Still, a 12 pager and rising. Seems it's preoccupying a lot on here.

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Yes it's heartening how many people strongly feel f**k the jubilee, hopefully it becomes a 100 pager

Not much going on for it here in Warsaw, bloody Poles staying here and not taking our jobs!!!!

I had no interest in the Jubilee until the crowd booed Johnson and wife.

You bunch of tory boy message board ponces

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

You bunch of tory boy message board ponces

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Probably need a bit more content to give A Quiet Monkfish some justification, but not bad at a first attempt so keep it going!

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Probably need a bit more content to give A Quiet Monkfish some justification, but not bad at a first attempt so keep it going!

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As much as I disagree with the outdated and servile concept of paying homage to a family or individual due to accident of birth and would gladly sell them to the highest bidder (a bit like the Tories will do to the NHS) or guillotine them if need be, I won’t really revel in their demise like I did when Thatcher popped her clogs in the Ritz, drenched in her own piss and dribbling down her chin (I’m hoping that was the case). On that Monday morning, I left the office and took the rest of the day off work to go on the rip.

Strangely though, the Union Jack clad hordes, who let’s be fair are either morons, schedule one offenders or Rangers fans have just given Boris Johnson pelters. I feel justified in now implementing my plan when the bumbling coockwomble departs the mortal coil, I'll take a week off to celebrate.

Too much?

[QUOTE=Jordi Culé;5306630]As much as I disagree with the outdated and servile concept of paying homage to a family or individual due to accident of birth and would gladly sell them to the highest bidder (a bit like the Tories will do to the NHS) or guillotine them if need be, I won’t really revel in their demise like I did when Thatcher popped her clogs in the Ritz, drenched in her own piss and dribbling down her chin (I’m hoping that was the case). On that Monday morning, I left the office and took the rest of the day off work to go on the rip.

Strangely though, the Union Jack clad hordes, who let’s be fair are either morons, schedule one offenders or Rangers fans have just given Boris Johnson pelters. I feel justified in now implementing my plan when the bumbling coockwomble departs the mortal coil, I'll take a week off to celebrate.

Too much?[/QUOTE]

It's a cracking trailer for Season 2 of The Crown!

Have you see that news footage from Briton Ferry ?

Jubilee street party

Some blokes being pushed in a pram which is covered in union jack cobblers .

He's dressed up in baby clothes with a shower cap on and a dummy in his mouth

I am sorry that's extremely odd 😕

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Have you see that news footage from Briton Ferry ?

Jubilee street party

Some blokes being pushed in a pram which is covered in union jack cobblers .

He's dressed up in baby clothes with a shower cap on and a dummy in his mouth

I am sorry that's extremely odd 😕

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You are aware of Briton Ferry post codes , some have never grown up and left the bitty ??

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Originally Posted by life on mars

You are aware of Briton Ferry post codes , some have never grown up and left the bitty ??

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Alan Turing? Anyone?

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Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays

Alan Turing? Anyone?

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:hehe::hehe:

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

As much as I disagree with the outdated and servile concept of paying homage to a family or individual due to accident of birth and would gladly sell them to the highest bidder (a bit like the Tories will do to the NHS) or guillotine them if need be, I won’t really revel in their demise like I did when Thatcher popped her clogs in the Ritz, drenched in her own piss and dribbling down her chin (I’m hoping that was the case). On that Monday morning, I left the office and took the rest of the day off work to go on the rip.

Strangely though, the Union Jack clad hordes, who let’s be fair are either morons, schedule one offenders or Rangers fans have just given Boris Johnson pelters. I feel justified in now implementing my plan when the bumbling coockwomble departs the mortal coil, I'll take a week off to celebrate.

Too much?

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I am no apologist for Margaret Thatcher but what you wrote about her must rank as one of the most disgusting comments I have ever read on this forum.

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

As much as I disagree with the outdated and servile concept of paying homage to a family or individual due to accident of birth and would gladly sell them to the highest bidder (a bit like the Tories will do to the NHS) or guillotine them if need be, I won’t really revel in their demise like I did when Thatcher popped her clogs in the Ritz, drenched in her own piss and dribbling down her chin (I’m hoping that was the case). On that Monday morning, I left the office and took the rest of the day off work to go on the rip.

Strangely though, the Union Jack clad hordes, who let’s be fair are either morons, schedule one offenders or Rangers fans have just given Boris Johnson pelters. I feel justified in now implementing my plan when the bumbling coockwomble departs the mortal coil, I'll take a week off to celebrate.

Too much?

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Strike One!

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Originally Posted by Gofer Blue

I am no apologist for Margaret Thatcher but what you wrote about her must rank as one of the most disgusting comments I have ever read on this forum.

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Not read much of Sludge’s stuff I guess?

I'm arriving back in Blighty this evening, getting home late and going straight to bed - and hoping tomorrow's trip to the game tomorrow will mean that I have missed the jubilee proceedings. Can't complain :-)

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

As much as I disagree with the outdated and servile concept of paying homage to a family or individual due to accident of birth and would gladly sell them to the highest bidder (a bit like the Tories will do to the NHS) or guillotine them if need be, I won’t really revel in their demise like I did when Thatcher popped her clogs in the Ritz, drenched in her own piss and dribbling down her chin (I’m hoping that was the case). On that Monday morning, I left the office and took the rest of the day off work to go on the rip.

Strangely though, the Union Jack clad hordes, who let’s be fair are either morons, schedule one offenders or Rangers fans have just given Boris Johnson pelters. I feel justified in now implementing my plan when the bumbling coockwomble departs the mortal coil, I'll take a week off to celebrate.

Too much?

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why wait for death lets just lynch some tories!!!