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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
joecity
:biggrin:
And the fecker that comes out at a right angle. My missus tells me to sit down to piss save making a mess. I tell her I will when she stands up.
Sometimes I like to sit down when I pee.
Helps me get in touch with my feminine side.
Then again I like to strip off completely when I take a dump - I find it helps me to relax.
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Originally Posted by
lardy
Gonna end up on your face if you sit down.
What shape knob do you have?
Surely it’ll only go upwards if you’ve got an erection?
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
lardy
Gonna end up on your face if you sit down.
You comparing me with the Don? :-)
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
So, there seems to be a growing number of people who start a sentence with the word "so"...
Very irritating, especially when you've asked a question.... it's like they've already decided what they are going to say anyway.
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I'm currently doing a shit in Asda as I'm typing this. Can anyone beat that?
p.s. I'm in the toilet not the vegetable aisle or anything
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
ian gibson
I'm currently doing a shit in Asda as I'm typing this. Can anyone beat that?
p.s. I'm in the toilet not the vegetable aisle or anything
Just hope the fecker don't snap in half on you leaving a big clean up job. Irritating that is.
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
Dr Lecter
The one that’s married to the homo rapper.
Another thing: People who hate on Kanye Omari West and use casual homophobia
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People who say 'hate on'
We're British not. Keep them americanisms out of it.
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People who are pedantic over Americanisms... chill out
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
Another thing that irritates me :-
Two people hijacking a thread to have a flaming war.
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
adz-a32
People who are pedantic over Americanisms... chill out
Was a joke. Never mind.
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
bobh
Another thing that irritates me :-
Two people hijacking a thread to have a flaming war.
People who say flaming. This isn't Coronation Street you know.
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Neighbours who blow the f ucking leaves out of their front gardens into the road. !
Pick the frigging things up you brain dead to$$ers.
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
dembethewarrior
Was a joke. Never mind.
Ik man, I was messin too :hehe:
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
People who appear to be a little obsessed.
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People who use a nice thread to have a sly dig at others
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
people who get mildly irritated at anything
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
adz-a32
People who are pedantic over Americanisms... chill out
:hehe:
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
dembethewarrior
People who use a nice thread to have a sly dig at others
Like Burke and Hare?
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
Taunton Blue Genie
Like Burke and Hare?
Just googled that. Jesus.
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
dembethewarrior
Just googled that. Jesus.
Jesus rose from the grave. He wasn't dug up....
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
El Gwapo
People
Anything that moves
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
El Gwapo
People
Some more irritating than others. Typically the ones who are least worthy of attention. ;)
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
Vimto
Some more irritating than others. Typically the ones who are least worthy of attention. ;)
Totally agree. I’m sure you would not keep responding to anyone not worthy of attention.
Would you??
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
Settling down for a crafty w^nk only to feel like your dead relatives and or friends are watching you. A w^nk seance I believe is its proper title. Applies to novices in particular.
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
joecity
Settling down for a crafty w^nk only to feel like your dead relatives and or friends are watching you. A w^nk seance I believe is its proper title. Applies to novices in particular.
I quite enjoy an audience.
Helps me raise my game.
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
adz-a32
Another thing: People who hate on Kanye Omari West and use casual homophobia
1. I don't hate him - at least he's got an opinion unlike Ed Sheeran.
2. It's not homophobia. I merely used the shortened version of homosexual.
3. I only posted it to wind you up.
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
joecity
Settling down for a crafty w^nk only to feel like your dead relatives and or friends are watching you. A w^nk seance I believe is its proper title. Applies to novices in particular.
:hehe: Do you mean novice w*nkers?
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Re: Things that mildly irritate you
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Originally Posted by
Vimto
:hehe: Do you mean novice w*nkers?
Many a W^nk ruined in my formative years by this phenomenon. Turning pictures around of my nan etc if I wanted to make use of the VHS in the front room didn't work either.