I was in Taffs Well , with a lady , today

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

I will let someone else FYP.

You're bowling underarm again!

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I will let someone else FYP.

You're bowling underarm again!

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Shes a very successful lady

Management accountant

Earns top whack but very liberal

Drives an audi TT

Likes beef fried rice

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

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Social distancing practiced?

ABC. Always be closing.

this is why I clapped for carers the other week, they work they do is fantastic

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

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Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?

There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female

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Originally Posted by Jordi Culé

Social distancing practiced?

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She was in the lounge , I was in the toilet

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Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK

There is no feking way you were in any district with any sort of female

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Fagins , taffs well fc , hong kong takeaway , she took me to heaven and back

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Did she allow you to get your tackle out to test out her pond?

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My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while

who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office

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Originally Posted by delmbox

who the f**k buys their baked potato from a post office

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:hehe: Did she sit in the passport photo booth to eat it?

Also, was it a first date? Seems a long old day for that - there's a danger they get to know too much too soon. Should just meet for a quick coffee, which in Taff's Well you'd probably get from a cobbler.

Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it? :tumbleweed:

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

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Then you woke up and realised it was all a dream.

House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.

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Originally Posted by Vindec

House, Management Accountant, drives an Audi TT. She must be a Tory.

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She most certainly isnt

She votes liberal

Which to be fair is almost the same these days

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My tackle needs oiling I havnt used it in a while

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I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.

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I find that hard to believe. You obviously have a computer. And there are pictures of middle-aged weather ladies everywhere on the internet.

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I have run it dry

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Taffs well? It’s ok but I wouldn’t describe it as very nice, it’s just one street isn’t it? :tumbleweed:

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It's a dump.

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I have run it dry

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Figuratively and literally.

:hehe:

Shes phoned again tonight

Wanted me to go up for a coffee


Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

I'm sitting in my car earing KFC looking at birds. The flying type not the ones that cost you a small fortune.

Nice fillets today.

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Met her at midday

She sent me over to the post office for a baked potato for her and a chicken tikka salad roll for me

We spent the afternoon walking around the village , it's very nice

Her house backs onto the river so as she drank wine I watched fish jumping

Then we had a chinese

Then I came home

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Idyllic

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Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY

Shes phoned again tonight

Wanted me to go up for a coffee


Thanked her for the offer but told her I was listening to slayer

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