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I can't take anymore!
Got home from work today and my dog wasn't well, had runny shit all over the bloody floor, obviously a stomach upset or something similar? May i add that this little anecdote isn't about the dog. I let her out into the back garden and she hid under a bush and stayed there until i picked her up and brought her in. This concerned me, as anyone who has ever had a sick Animal knows that when it'd the time, they hide themselves away, somewhere nice and cool, like under a bush.
When my wife returned home i told her about the runny poo and how Wanda(the dog) had hid under the bush looking a bit sad. I told her about my concern over her hiding herself away, giving me reason why i was worried. She replied-" Maybe she was just embarrassed because she'd shit herself" **** me, what am i supposed to say.... :facepalm:
The dogs fine now though, so who knows.. :hehe:
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Tuerto
Got home from work today and my dog wasn't well, had runny shit all over the bloody floor, obviously a stomach upset or something similar? May i add that this little anecdote isn't about the dog. I let her out into the back garden and she hid under a bush and stayed there until i picked her up and brought her in. This concerned me, as anyone who has ever had a sick Animal knows that when it'd the time, they hide themselves away, somewhere nice and cool, like under a bush.
When my wife returned home i told her about the runny poo and how Wanda(the dog) had hid under the bush looking a bit sad. I told her about my concern over her hiding herself away, giving me reason why i was worried. She replied-" Maybe she was just embarrassed because she'd shit herself" **** me, what am i supposed to say.... :facepalm:
The dogs fine now though, so who knows.. :hehe:
Poor dog is petrified of you. What are you doing to it?lol
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Originally Posted by
Tuerto
Got home from work today and my dog wasn't well, had runny shit all over the bloody floor, obviously a stomach upset or something similar? May i add that this little anecdote isn't about the dog. I let her out into the back garden and she hid under a bush and stayed there until i picked her up and brought her in. This concerned me, as anyone who has ever had a sick Animal knows that when it'd the time, they hide themselves away, somewhere nice and cool, like under a bush.
When my wife returned home i told her about the runny poo and how Wanda(the dog) had hid under the bush looking a bit sad. I told her about my concern over her hiding herself away, giving me reason why i was worried. She replied-" Maybe she was just embarrassed because she'd shit herself" **** me, what am i supposed to say.... :facepalm:
The dogs fine now though, so who knows.. :hehe:
A friend of mine said that a bird we saw seemed to be happy as it was wagging its tail. It was a wagtail.
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Taunton Blue Genie
A friend of mine said that a bird we saw seemed to be happy as it was wagging its tail. It was a wagtail.
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Originally Posted by
Tuerto
Got home from work today and my dog wasn't well, had runny shit all over the bloody floor, obviously a stomach upset or something similar? May i add that this little anecdote isn't about the dog. I let her out into the back garden and she hid under a bush and stayed there until i picked her up and brought her in. This concerned me, as anyone who has ever had a sick Animal knows that when it'd the time, they hide themselves away, somewhere nice and cool, like under a bush.
When my wife returned home i told her about the runny poo and how Wanda(the dog) had hid under the bush looking a bit sad. I told her about my concern over her hiding herself away, giving me reason why i was worried. She replied-" Maybe she was just embarrassed because she'd shit herself" **** me, what am i supposed to say.... :facepalm:
The dogs fine now though, so who knows.. :hehe:
Life's a bitch called Wanda!..................hope she's OK.
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Citizen's Nephew
Life's a bitch called Wanda!..................hope she's OK.
Yeah, she's fine. My wife spins me the **** out sometimes though :hehe: I'm just waiting for someone to tell me that dogs get embarrassed....
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Tuerto
Yeah, she's fine. My wife spins me the **** out sometimes though :hehe: I'm just waiting for someone to tell me that dogs get embarrassed....
They know when they've done something their human might get angry about without a doubt. That's probably why she tried to hide from you.
The know who is the alpha male even if humans don't.
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xsnaggle
They know when they've done something their human might get angry about without a doubt. That's probably why she tried to hide from you.
The know who is the alpha male even if humans don't.
My dog usually doesn't give a shit, apart from this occasion :hehe:
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Originally Posted by
Tuerto
Got home from work today and my dog wasn't well, had runny shit all over the bloody floor, obviously a stomach upset or something similar? May i add that this little anecdote isn't about the dog. I let her out into the back garden and she hid under a bush and stayed there until i picked her up and brought her in. This concerned me, as anyone who has ever had a sick Animal knows that when it'd the time, they hide themselves away, somewhere nice and cool, like under a bush.
When my wife returned home i told her about the runny poo and how Wanda(the dog) had hid under the bush looking a bit sad. I told her about my concern over her hiding herself away, giving me reason why i was worried. She replied-" Maybe she was just embarrassed because she'd shit herself" **** me, what am i supposed to say.... :facepalm:
The dogs fine now though, so who knows.. :hehe:
Dogs are far more intelligent than humans end of story. I don't know about you but I've never come across a Tory supporting dog in my life!
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Originally Posted by
Tuerto
Got home from work today and my dog wasn't well, had runny shit all over the bloody floor, obviously a stomach upset or something similar? May i add that this little anecdote isn't about the dog. I let her out into the back garden and she hid under a bush and stayed there until i picked her up and brought her in. This concerned me, as anyone who has ever had a sick Animal knows that when it'd the time, they hide themselves away, somewhere nice and cool, like under a bush.
When my wife returned home i told her about the runny poo and how Wanda(the dog) had hid under the bush looking a bit sad. I told her about my concern over her hiding herself away, giving me reason why i was worried. She replied-" Maybe she was just embarrassed because she'd shit herself" **** me, what am i supposed to say.... :facepalm:
The dogs fine now though, so who knows.. :hehe:
:hehe: I LOL'd at that one.
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Dorcus
Dogs are far more intelligent than humans end of story. I don't know about you but I've never come across a Tory supporting dog in my life!
Those poncey , 3000 quid a puppy types .....French bulldogs etc ......tory scum
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SLUDGE FACTORY
Those poncey , 3000 quid a puppy types .....French bulldogs etc ......tory scum
As are their owners
3000 quid on a dog ?
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xsnaggle
They know when they've done something their human might get angry about without a doubt. That's probably why she tried to hide from you.
The know who is the alpha male even if humans don't.
My current dog is my seventh and, by a distance, she’d make the worst poker player of the lot of them - she makes it so obvious when she’s done something wrong. She’s also got an inborn instinct, because I certainly didn’t teach her it, to go and crap in long grass or out of the way places if she possibly can.
If I came home to the sort of thing Tuerto did, my dog’s response on seeing me would, almost certainly, tell me something was wrong even before I discovered what she’d done.
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Dogs can be trained to guide the blind, to sniff out drugs and even illnesses and a lot else. It's such a pity they can't be trained to defecate at home.
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Taunton Blue Genie
Dogs can be trained to guide the blind, to sniff out drugs and even illnesses and a lot else. It's such a pity they can't be trained to NOT defecate at home.
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xsnaggle
:shrug:
Best phone a friend, old fruit.
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Originally Posted by
Tuerto
Got home from work today and my dog wasn't well, had runny shit all over the bloody floor, obviously a stomach upset or something similar? May i add that this little anecdote isn't about the dog. I let her out into the back garden and she hid under a bush and stayed there until i picked her up and brought her in. This concerned me, as anyone who has ever had a sick Animal knows that when it'd the time, they hide themselves away, somewhere nice and cool, like under a bush.
When my wife returned home i told her about the runny poo and how Wanda(the dog) had hid under the bush looking a bit sad. I told her about my concern over her hiding herself away, giving me reason why i was worried. She replied-" Maybe she was just embarrassed because she'd shit herself" **** me, what am i supposed to say.... :facepalm:
The dogs fine now though, so who knows.. :hehe:
Your wife maybe correct. Years ago we had a dog that would get up and walk embarrassingly out of the room if it farted. :hehe:
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Shit! Maybe she was right. Best delete this thread, she may see it. I spent a good hour taking the piss out of her yesterday about it as well. Even told the neighbours! My wife is absolute gold though. A few months back she came running up stairs to tell me that a bird had flown into the kitchen, through the window, and died. I went down stairs to investigate and found that it was a plastic ornamental owl that had blown off the window sill due to the window being open. She even bought it herself and placed it there. Maybe the joke is on me!
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Elwood Blues
Is that Organ Morgan (and wearing a coat too)?
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Elwood Blues
That's pretty much me on most evenings! Great acting by the way.
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Tuerto
That's pretty much me on most evenings! Great acting by the way.
That was me after the home match against Swansea last season!!!
Sad to think that Finch died only a year later before he received his well deserved Oscar. The firs posthumous best actor
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Tuerto
That's pretty much me on most evenings! Great acting by the way.
I thought of this too when I read your thread title yesterday. Have you seen Network? Give it a go if you haven't.
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Elwood Blues
That was me after the home match against Swansea last season!!!
Sad to think that Finch died only a year later before he received his well deserved Oscar. The firs posthumous best actor
I'd forgotten about that. Brilliant performance. Brilliant film.
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Tuerto
Shit! Maybe she was right. Best delete this thread, she may see it. I spent a good hour taking the piss out of her yesterday about it as well. Even told the neighbours! My wife is absolute gold though. A few months back she came running up stairs to tell me that a bird had flown into the kitchen, through the window, and died. I went down stairs to investigate and found that it was a plastic ornamental owl that had blown off the window sill due to the window being open. She even bought it herself and placed it there. Maybe the joke is on me!
The above reminded me of an incident that happened when I and what was then my partner returned home after a holiday. She was someone who believed in clairvoyants and the 'spirituality' whereas I have always tended to consider psychology and rationality in the first instance.
We arrived back in the 400-year-old house we had (and which oozed history) and she went indoors as I parked the cars and extracted out suitcases. She came running out of the house and saying that she didn't want to go back in. She uttered something about roses as I brushed passed her and entered the kitchen.
The dried roses that had been delicately placed in bunches on the top of the kitchen cabinets were arrange in what seemed to be a perfect circle on the ground and with all the 'flower ends' in the centre and the stalks radiating in a 360 degree circle. As I tried to settle her down and tell her that there must be a rational explanation I was starting to feel unsettled myself. Even if someone had broken in it would have been a pretty weird thing to do.
I searched the house and the rational explanation unfolded: a blackbird had descended our chimney in the lounge, flown around the kitchen and knocking the roses onto the floor, flew around the house in search of an escape route and eventually died upstairs.
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I've never had a dog and i don't possess any experience of canines whatsoever.
my advice! get rid of it ....the wife i mean, the dog seems fine.
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Taunton Blue Genie
The above reminded me of an incident that happened when I and what was then my partner returned home after a holiday. She was someone who believed in clairvoyants and the 'spirituality' whereas I have always tended to consider psychology and rationality in the first instance.
We arrived back in the 400-year-old house we had (and which oozed history) and she went indoors as I parked the cars and extracted out suitcases. She came running out of the house and saying that she didn't want to go back in. She uttered something about roses as I brushed passed her and entered the kitchen.
The dried roses that had been delicately placed in bunches on the top of the kitchen cabinets were arrange in what seemed to be a perfect circle on the ground and with all the 'flower ends' in the centre and the stalks radiating in a 360 degree circle. As I tried to settle her down and tell her that there must be a rational explanation I was starting to feel unsettled myself. Even if someone had broken in it would have been a pretty weird thing to do.
I searched the house and the rational explanation unfolded: a blackbird had descended our chimney in the lounge, flown around the kitchen and knocking the roses onto the floor, flew around the house in search of an escape route and eventually died upstairs.
That's brilliant. I think that I would have been freaked out by that as well, it's the stuff of 'Tales of the unexpected ' . Wow! You with a clairvoyant enthusiastic, those conversations would've been entertaining!
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Elwood Blues
That is one of my Top 10 film clips ever. Genius.
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Tuerto
That's brilliant. I think that I would have been freaked out by that as well, it's the stuff of 'Tales of the unexpected ' . Wow! You with a clairvoyant enthusiastic, those conversations would've been entertaining!
Talking of clairvoyants..... and this is true..... I once had an internet date with one such lady. Although irrelevant to this anecdote, she had red hair (orange really but the term 'orange' didn't exist in medieval England: so hair, and the breasts of robins and deer were described as 'red' at the time and which has stuck), she wore orange lipstick, orange earrings, an orange necklace and a white dress with large orange flowers on it. As we concluded the date she actually asked me if we were going to see each other again!
The answer was no, if you hadn't guessed.
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stan butler
Your wife maybe correct. Years ago we had a dog that would get up and walk embarrassingly out of the room if it farted. :hehe:
My mother in law does that!
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[QUOTE=Taunton Blue Genie;5328755]The above reminded me of an incident that happened when I and what was then my partner returned home after a holiday. She was someone who believed in clairvoyants and the 'spirituality' whereas I have always tended to consider psychology and rationality in the first instance.
We arrived back in the 400-year-old house we had (and which oozed history) and she went indoors as I parked the cars and extracted out suitcases. She came running out of the house and saying that she didn't want to go back in. She uttered something about roses as I brushed passed her and entered the kitchen.
The dried roses that had been delicately placed in bunches on the top of the kitchen cabinets were arrange in what seemed to be a perfect circle on the ground and with all the 'flower ends' in the centre and the stalks radiating in a 360 degree circle. As I tried to settle her down and tell her that there must be a rational explanation I was starting to feel unsettled myself. Even if someone had broken in it would have been a pretty weird thing to do.
I searched the house and the rational explanation unfolded: a blackbird had descended our chimney in the lounge, flown around the kitchen and knocking the roses onto the floor, flew around the house in search of an escape route and eventually died upstairs.[/QUOTE
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Taunton Blue Genie
Talking of clairvoyants..... and this is true..... I once had an internet date with one such lady. Although irrelevant to this anecdote, she had red hair (orange really but the term 'orange' didn't exist in medieval England: so hair, and the breasts of robins and deer were described as 'red' at the time and which has stuck), she wore orange lipstick, orange earrings, an orange necklace and a white dress with large orange flowers on it. As we concluded the date she actually asked me if we were going to see each other again!
The answer was no, if you hadn't guessed.
:hehe: I wonder if she supported Blackpool? I consider myself lucky that i have never really been on the dating scene. Got married young to a girl that i met in school, we've stayed together. I only say lucky because i don't think that i would be very good with the ladies, or on dates, etc. In fact, the thought of it scares me. What do you talk about? Does it get easier the more a person does it? I have always wondered how i would've got on if i hadn't married at a young age and had my kids quite early in my relationship, in terms of meeting another person etc. This could actually be a thread by itself.
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Taunton Blue Genie
The above reminded me of an incident that happened when I and what was then my partner returned home after a holiday. She was someone who believed in clairvoyants and the 'spirituality' whereas I have always tended to consider psychology and rationality in the first instance.
We arrived back in the 400-year-old house we had (and which oozed history) and she went indoors as I parked the cars and extracted out suitcases. She came running out of the house and saying that she didn't want to go back in. She uttered something about roses as I brushed passed her and entered the kitchen.
The dried roses that had been delicately placed in bunches on the top of the kitchen cabinets were arrange in what seemed to be a perfect circle on the ground and with all the 'flower ends' in the centre and the stalks radiating in a 360 degree circle. As I tried to settle her down and tell her that there must be a rational explanation I was starting to feel unsettled myself. Even if someone had broken in it would have been a pretty weird thing to do.
I searched the house and the rational explanation unfolded: a blackbird had descended our chimney in the lounge, flown around the kitchen and knocking the roses onto the floor, flew around the house in search of an escape route and eventually died upstairs.
Even stranger how the only flower arranging Blackbird in history flew into a kitchen where their were dried flowers !!
The odds of them landing like that must be astronomical !
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William Treseder
Even stranger how the only flower arranging Blackbird in history flew into a kitchen where their were dried flowers ��
Even the wildlife is more cultured in TBG's neck of the woods :hehe:
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What with the shit and the bird I think maybe your wife and the dog may be gaslighting you. :hehe:
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xsnaggle
What with the shit and the bird I think maybe your wife and the dog may be gaslighting you. :hehe:
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We had to have our eldest put to sleep in the early hours this morning.
She was almost 16 and had a good life despite being blind for the last 8 years.
I'm so Heartbroken.
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Wash DC Blue
We had to have our eldest put to sleep in the early hours this morning.
She was almost 16 and had a good life despite being blind for the last 8 years.
I'm so Heartbroken.
Horrible mate, i'm not an emotional person, but my dogs mean the world to me, both past and present, what they do for my mental health is better than any pill. You have my sympathies. Do something nice for yourself :thumbup:
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Tuerto
Horrible mate, i'm not an emotional person, but my dogs mean the world to me, both past and present, what they do for my mental health is better than any pill. You have my sympathies. Do something nice for yourself :thumbup:
Thank You Tuerto, it means a lot.
I feel lost and helpless at the moment just hugging the other geriatric one.
A new power tool is on the way!
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Wash DC Blue
Thank You Tuerto, it means a lot.
I feel lost and helpless at the moment just hugging the other geriatric one.
A new power tool is on the way!
:thumbup: My last dog died in my arms out the back garden. was sort of pleased because we were on our way to the vet to have him put to sleep. It finished me off for a good while. Do something nice mate, even if it's a walk to get your head together. :thumbup:
