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A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
Baked cheese , whatever that is , with red currant sauce
Turkey parcels in bacon
Bored stiff but then she says her friend Jane is coming round with cheesecake
Jane ? Who is Jane I said ?
Oh shes lovely , lives round the corner , you would like her , she's really nice
How old is she I ask ?
67
Call me picky but I am staying round mine and having corned beef sarnies , if I can open the tin
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Baked cheese , whatever that is , with red currant sauce
Turkey parcels in bacon
Bored stiff but then she says her friend Jane is coming round with cheesecake
Jane ? Who is Jane I said ?
Oh shes lovely , lives round the corner , you would like her , she's really nice
How old is she I ask ?
67
Call me picky but I am staying round mine and having corned beef sarnies , if I can open the tin
Good call Sludge, Sounds ****ing horrendous.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Baked cheese , whatever that is , with red currant sauce
Turkey parcels in bacon
Bored stiff but then she says her friend Jane is coming round with cheesecake
Jane ? Who is Jane I said ?
Oh shes lovely , lives round the corner , you would like her , she's really nice
How old is she I ask ?
67
Call me picky but I am staying round mine and having corned beef sarnies , if I can open the tin
Brown or red sauce?
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Baked cheese , whatever that is , with red currant sauce
Turkey parcels in bacon
Bored stiff but then she says her friend Jane is coming round with cheesecake
Jane ? Who is Jane I said ?
Oh shes lovely , lives round the corner , you would like her , she's really nice
How old is she I ask ?
67
Call me picky but I am staying round mine and having corned beef sarnies , if I can open the tin
Stay with the Corned Dog,and avoid any cheesy offers😄
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
valleys caveman
Brown or red sauce?
Easy red or difficult brown
I am going for brown
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
So she's not doing the social distancing thing then?
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
[QUOTE=Optimistic Nick;5148667]So she's not doing the social distancing thing
Me and her are in a bubble
But not on Xmas day
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
Optimistic Nick
So she's not doing the social distancing thing then?
She will naturally gravitate to natural distancing after munching away through that Xmas meal and the guaranteed flatulence that will follow.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Baked cheese , whatever that is , with red currant sauce
Turkey parcels in bacon
Bored stiff but then she says her friend Jane is coming round with cheesecake
Jane ? Who is Jane I said ?
Oh shes lovely , lives round the corner , you would like her , she's really nice
How old is she I ask ?
67
Call me picky but I am staying round mine and having corned beef sarnies , if I can open the tin
At least Jane will get vaccinated early.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
[QUOTE=SLUDGE FACTORY;5148670]
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Originally Posted by
Optimistic Nick
So she's not doing the social distancing thing
Me and her are in a bubble
But not on Xmas day
More bubbles than West Ham and Michael Jackson put together
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
Harry Paget Flashman
How old are you?
69
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
69
Dinner for two.
Get round there misery guts.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
69
He’s asked your age, not what you get up to with her.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
Bottled it.
As per the menu description, no sign of a bird getting stuffed in that household
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
Baked cheese sounds like Camembert - it's what posh people eat, so you'd probably be better staying at home.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
Sounds like they are secretly planning pigs in blankets. Avoid.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
Try not to catch any diseases.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
Taunton Blue Genie
At least Jane will get vaccinated early.
"you wont feel a thing..."
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
Mates since school? When did you first mate?
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
NYCBlue
Mates since school? When did you first mate?
Nice lass but not my type
She's got fake tiger skin duvet covers and matching pillows
And her ex husband is off his cake
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
And her ex husband is off his cake
Nearly 11 o’clock, is the perfectly well balanced, sane potential suitor getting ready to go to hers or are you ducking out?:xmashehe:
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Nice lass but not my type
She's got fake tiger skin duvet covers and matching pillows
And her ex husband is off his cake
Give her some Yule Log. You know you want to.
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
NYCBlue
Give her some Yule Log. You know you want to.
I am not a desperate man . Lovely lady , good friend but sex wise its a non starter . She's stuck in 1977 .
And she tabs 20 silk cut a day , its like getting off with a darts player
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
I am not a desperate man . Lovely lady , good friend but sex wise its a non starter . She's stuck in 1977 .
And she tabs 20 silk cut a day , its like getting off with a darts player
You've got as far as getting off with her then?
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
GL1Blue
You've got as far as getting off with her then?
Due to her smoking habit she smells like someone from indoor league with Fred Trueman
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
SLUDGE FACTORY
Baked cheese , whatever that is , with red currant sauce
Turkey parcels in bacon
Bored stiff but then she says her friend Jane is coming round with cheesecake
Jane ? Who is Jane I said ?
Oh shes lovely , lives round the corner , you would like her , she's really nice
How old is she I ask ?
67
Call me picky but I am staying round mine and having corned beef sarnies , if I can open the tin
Hopefully she doesn't live around the Barry Island area :xmasthumbup:
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Re: A female friend of mine has invited me round for Xmas lunch , mates since school ?
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Originally Posted by
Bobby_The_Bhoy
Hopefully she doesn't live around the Barry Island area :xmasthumbup:
She lives in an area several miles west of there